Feed it a peanut
Call it Jumbo
We can runaway to the circus and make billions
I'll be Taylor the great
The trapeze lady
This will all happen until our last moments
Whoever hates Jumbo
I will smack them
2007-04-04 02:30:37
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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I'd say, "Hey look, theres an elephant in the yard!" .. On the other hand, If I had an elephant "come" through the window I'd have to swim for it!!
2007-04-12 02:07:43
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answered by Simmy 2
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Call the woman down the street. Her ex husband had a baby elephant for awhile and he used to bring it out to his daughter's birthday parties. All the neighbors would get to go and pet it and a select few kids got rides. It was really cool!
2007-04-04 02:34:04
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answered by AKA FrogButt 7
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I would call animal control.
My neighbor had a pit bull puppy, so cute, but he ran up to our dogs, little chihuahuas. My son and his friend picked them up, not wanting them to be hurt.........our biggest dog ended up scratching his friend on the stomach since she was wearing her swimsuit. The three year old I was also watching got a full face kiss from the dog, which made the boy start crying......ugh, it was a mess. Our dogs have little leashes for them, but since they were quickly picked up by the kids, no harm was done. The little boy still cried, the owner came out and apologized to me, and him.......he even wiped his tears off, it was sweet. I didn't press any charges since no one was hurt, but animals do crazy things to people and other animals if they aren't controlled......
By the way, I never told the boy's mother about that incident, I didn't want her to press charges for their pit bull being off of a leash.......
An elephant.....wow, call someone who can control it like animal control........
2007-04-04 02:39:09
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answered by kaliroadrager 5
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The first thing i would do is think about how he got there, and how can I keep him as a pet (smile). Then i would make sure that I am seeing correct by finding someone to see what I am seeing. If other animals stop by then I could make alot on having my own circus.
2007-04-04 02:34:21
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answered by Lisa M 2
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i would stop drinking. :))
and maybe call the police to handle the big beast. the stupidest thing to do would be to try and get close. elephants are very powerful and territorial and if it felt threatened it would surly kill anyone who comes close
2007-04-12 01:20:37
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answered by aleximas 2
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I'd hide and hope that it would go away. When it was at a safe enough distance from me, I'd call the circus to pick it up.
2007-04-04 02:32:20
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answered by Prayer Warrior 5
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Go over to it of course! Fetch a peanut or something. Then get on its back! And take pictures.
2007-04-10 16:22:54
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answered by babyi'melectricc. 4
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I'd call my neighbor. He'd think it was really cool. Then I'd sell his poo on ebay. The elephant's, not the neighbor's. well, ok, the neighbor's too.
2007-04-04 02:31:49
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answered by Anonymous
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i hope it is one of the mini ones from the Daffy Duck Quackbusters movie
those things were awesome
2007-04-04 02:53:15
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answered by Huh? 4
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