2007-04-04 00:39:10 · 9 answers · asked by latymer_crown 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Little is known about the Welsh. We know they smell like sheep dye, they have their own strange fast-paced language that they call "S'rkrkrrrykrkrr" and that they have an odd ability to telepathically communicate with Chinese people. It is highly possible that the Welsh seek to dominate the world with the Chinese or simply buy their llamas from Tibet, possibly for polygamous reasons. Many confuse the Welsh language with an outrageous idea called "Cymraeg", which actually is spoken in Liverpool due to the amount of spitting.
These beings are otherwise unknown to us and may be more dangerous than we give them credit for - just think about it, all those rugby players in one country? They must be training for something. Evidence has been found that suggests the Welsh in fact are a much smaller population than they pretend to be and that they are in fact mostly robotic beings which all have "attack" modes activated by the sound of deep bellowing, which is commonly believed to be singing.
The head of this strange race, Tom Jones, has made the people of the world trust him by hypnotising them with his 'singing', so he now has the opportunity to broadcast his voice all over the world: when the Welsh Robots hear this signal they will spring into action and capture all those who were listening and make them do their bidding and force them to speak Welsh. They will capture world leaders and force the few that weren't listening to go into hiding.
Other evidence suggests they're just Welsh.
Simple Welsh Phrases
Twll Tin Pob Sais = Good morning my dear friend
Ffwcia oma y cont bach = What time is it in Belgium?
Rygbi = Christianity
Llanfairpwllgwynyllgogerwchgwyndrobwllantyseiliogogogoch = Over there
Beth syn cropian ar dy goes = Can you direct me to the nearest public drinking house?
Sir Clive Woodward = Tosspot
Uysluss Ttwat = Gavin Henson
Cyngor Dinas Casnewydd! = What a shithole!
Taffia = Anyone with a degree of power who do not vote Labour
Gai ddod dros dy fronnau = You're eyes are so beautiful
Mae dy gont yn drewi fel Rhyl yn yr haf= Smelling good today my dear
Rwyt ti'n mor dew fel mochyn= Have you lost weight
Please note that if you are trying to communicate with one of the rare deluded people who believe that there actually is a Welsh language , say whatever word you want and make it sound as Welsh as possible. Since there is no such thing as a Welsh speaker, your companion will simply nod and agree, pretending to understand.
2007-04-04 00:46:18 · answer #1 · answered by Katey 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My Dad was from Wales so i love the Welsh
2007-04-04 00:41:59 · answer #2 · answered by Bella 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm part Welsh. I don't know a thing about Welsh, but my grandma has told me a dozen times i'm part Welsh.
2007-04-04 00:41:46 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yucki Da!
(or words to that effect). We said that to the helium balloons we let go at the funeral of a dear Welsh friend, to symbolize the letting go of her soul to continue its journey to wherever.
2007-04-04 00:44:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They live in Wales
2007-04-04 00:42:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are ordinary human beings just like all of us
2007-04-04 00:42:13 · answer #6 · answered by Fadwa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was hoping you could tell me.
2007-04-04 00:42:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you guys make welchs grape drink????
2007-04-04 00:41:39 · answer #8 · answered by getdayayo 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
you should go to http://www.croeso.cym
2007-04-04 00:42:28 · answer #9 · answered by Boofie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋