* Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California.
* White minorities still trying to have English recognized as the California's third language.
* Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
* Baby conceived naturally... Scientists stumped.
* Authentic year 2000 "chad" sells at Sotheby's for $4.6 million.
* Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria, and Lebanon.)
* Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
* Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
* George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
* 35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
* Texas executes last remaining citizen.
* Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants.
* Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
* Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of Windows so it crashes before installation is completed.
* New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screw-drivers and baseball bats must be registered by January 2036.
2007-04-03 22:42:42 · 10 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Ok, that's one of the funniest posts I've seen in a while here....good shot!
2007-04-03 22:48:53 · answer #1 · answered by steveshurtleff 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love IT! I just wish I would have though of it! Castro dying at 112 is the best 1. Windows 1 was not for me (I use windows) but all the others were spectacular! Anti-War statement was caught. Didn't get the Texas 1.
2007-04-03 22:50:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very, very interesting, indeed !
Height of scientific speculation !
2007-04-03 22:50:09 · answer #3 · answered by Sam 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
humorous, enjoyed it. exceptionally the Texas one and the NBA gamers, made me chortle out loud. in case you have anymore i might like to take heed to them. howdy, perhaps we would desire to continuously ask anybody to make contributions one.
2016-10-02 03:51:19 · answer #4 · answered by duktig 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pope gets married to ANOTHER WOMAN. Says "This time it's for keeps..."
2007-04-03 22:48:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
source?
2007-04-03 22:46:33 · answer #6 · answered by anything2getin 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's progress for you :-)
Nice question!
2007-04-03 22:52:49 · answer #7 · answered by Jim 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
we'll see
2007-04-03 22:49:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!
2007-04-03 22:54:53 · answer #9 · answered by L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!
2007-04-03 22:49:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋