it's my bday today so...?

Question

tell me something really funny..make me laugh

Answer 1

Happy Birthday many happy returns for today : )

The first sign of the zodiac is the child of the zodiac. You tend to have a "me-me" attitude, like the smallest infant, that you and your needs are the centre of the universe. You are innocent but egocentric, naive and fearless. As uncomplicated as a child, it's a case of "what-you-see-is-what-you-get" with the Ram. They have an indomitable pioneering spirit. It makes sense then that the Ram is not often content in submitting to others and would often prefer to be self-employed or at the top of your chosen profession, giving orders to the rest of us. In this you are rather unsubtle and can lack tact and humility. Again, the WYSISWYG thing - you can expect Aries to be very honest, frank and direct, and diplomacy is not one of your strongest points! However Aries can be very generous with both their time and material things. You have a desire to lead and genuinely believe you can do better than other people. You enjoy doing favours for others - you're not necessarily striving for money but glory and recognition mean a lot to you. "Credit where it's due". You have faith in yourself but often a naive trust in others. You are quick to anger, but the tantrum is soon over. You can't remain angry for long, and often apologies soon after. You can be satirical and sarcastic. Energetic, especially when young, you have a strong constitution but be careful not to abuse it. Despite your firebrand spirit you can't stand physical pain, but as you like to be on top you hate to submit to illness. A great optimist, Aries is friendly, forceful, idealistic and comes straight to the point.

Love & Blessings
Milly

Answer 2

A pick pocket was pronounced guilty and sentenced to 8 months jail term with an option of $200 fine by the judge. His defense lawyer knowing that his client could not pay the fine, pleaded with the judge asking; “Your honor, my client can only afford $50, but if you allow him a few minutes in the crowd …


His pediatrician asked six-year-old Johnny, who watched a good many TV, adds, just to make conversation. Johnny, if you found a couple of dollars and had to spend them, what would you buy?”
“A box of Tampax,” he replied without hesitation.
“Tampax?” said the doctor. “What would you do with that?”
“Well,” said Johnny, “I do not know exactly, but it’s sure worth two dollars.
With tampax, it says on TV, you can go swimming, go horseback riding, and also go skating, any time you want to.”


A man who was just married was flying to the Florida Keys for a business trip. His new bride was to accompany him the next day. When he got there he E-mailed his wife to let her know he made it there safely. When he sent the E-mail he miss-typed the address. In Boston, a grieving widow, whose husband has recently passed away, receives the E-mail. She reads it, screams, and faints. Hearing her grandmother’s cry, the widow's 18-year-old granddaughter runs into the living room to see the computer on with a message. It reads:

Dear love,
Just got here. Preparing for your arrival tomorrow. Can't wait to see you.

Love,
Me.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.






Happy B-day to you!!

: )

Answer 3

Have you ever seen the episode on Everybody Loves Raymond, where Robert finds out his birthday is not his birthday? And that his real birthday is that very day? It is absolutely hilarious. I didn't know until I was 39, where I was really born. Man, I was mad at my parents about that!!!

Answer 4

HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!

well um... mmm i don't know... oh oh i know! you know how when you put someone on hold it plays the music of the piano, rly classical. i put my friend on hold for about 30 seconds and when i came back she said "omg! you're so good at the piano!" hahaha i then explained it was the hold music, not me!

... well it makes me laugh :)

Answer 5

no story to tell u..
..
but here my bufday wishes...

HAPPY BUFDAY AND MAY GOD BLESS YOU

Answer 6

kk bye !!!