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On the sixth day God turned to the Angels and said: "Today I am going to create a land called Lebanon. It will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains full of snow, beautifully sparkly rivers cutting through forests full of all kind of trees, high cliffs overlooking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life."

God continued, "I shall make the land rich to make the inhabitants prosper. I shall call these inhabitants Lebanese, and they shall be known as the most friendly people on Earth"

"But Lord," asked the Angels, "don't you think you are being too generous to these Lebanese? Isn't it unfair for the rest of the world?"

"Not really," replied God. "Just wait and see the neighbors I am going to give them."

2007-04-03 18:54:14 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel Africa & Middle East Lebanon

14 answers

hey beautiful,
HAHAHAHA !!! great....just absolutely splended!!! i loved it lol

2007-04-03 19:15:48 · answer #1 · answered by fatma 4 · 4 0

the subject this is that Lebanon replaced into doing purely high-quality and Beirut replaced into ethnically and religiously blended with out any rigidity. The socio-non secular rigidity got here approximately purely through 'huge" international places and our neighbours finding it effective that fought with one yet another. Then there is the actuality that we had to accomodate Palestinian refugees which performed an important functionality in the rustic's turmoils. Our civil conflict as an occasion whilst it gave the impression to be a non secular based wall certainly had many political events replaced facets, faith replaced into used as a shelter however the actuality of that conflict replaced into that it had no longer something to do with faith. acquaintances grew to become enemies, enemies grew to become acquaintances, and then grew to become enemies lower back and so on. i could be improper yet once you look at Beirut's financial device in the process the conflict, you will observed that our financial device collapsed till at last after the civil conflict ended. Then the question must be asked, why did no longer our financial device fall down interior of many years after the conflict began?

2016-10-02 03:44:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

That is one of the funniest jokes I have heard in a long time. That is awesome! It made my day. You rock!

2007-04-04 03:18:28 · answer #3 · answered by Hot Coco Puff 7 · 1 0

LOL - Good 1!!!! You deserve a lot of stars. Though I hate religious jokes.

2007-04-04 07:44:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

HA HA HA

Nice one

Thanks for sharing

2007-04-03 19:09:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Yeah, true, been there, done that, and shall go on doing it, WHAT i dont know

2007-04-03 19:00:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

I like this joke WOWOW
neighbors are syria . nobody like syria lol

2007-04-03 20:32:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

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its awesome!100% true

2007-04-04 01:32:45 · answer #8 · answered by LiLi 4 · 2 0

haha Itay's gonna love this one!

Toushka

2007-04-03 20:15:24 · answer #9 · answered by .... 4 · 3 0

Heard it,but still hilarious!!

2007-04-04 00:58:23 · answer #10 · answered by Pinky 6 · 3 0

lol..
Very Funny...

I like jokes that are based on true stories.... makes me laigh to tears... :(

2007-04-03 21:40:36 · answer #11 · answered by ♫ Chloe ♫ 6 · 3 0

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