I have a big green frog, it croaks and jumps on every girl who comes to visit, expecting to be kissed; a goldfish Lou who did not pay any child fish support and is not a deadbeat fish; a rabbit who stole vegetables from McGregor and he is suing us now; three little pigs, who are constantly teasing the wolf, and he stations himself outside so that we can't go out for days. What should I do?
2007-04-03 18:29:35 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The frog should be charged with sexual harrassment and fired, the goldfish should have his wages attached until his child support payments are up to date, the rabbit should have to reimburse McGregor and made to perform community service, you should also file a countersuit against McGregor, maybe email Judge Joe Brown about that, and you should get a restraining order on the wolf as that sounds like stalking behavior to me.
2007-04-03 18:35:14 · answer #1 · answered by thatsit4theother1 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1) Turn the girl into a frog, she will get used to the jumping and croaking.
2) Threaten Goldfish Lou that Mister. Kittykat will come for his lunch tomorrow.
3) Kill the rabbit (Awe, Plz dont!) and give it to McGregor and make her some rabbit stew.
4) Roast the pigs, they make a good bacon breakfast, share with the wolf.
Hoped that answered your questions?
Glad to help, if any :)
2007-04-04 01:34:51 · answer #2 · answered by Mimí..ツ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well for the frog: get some duct tape and tape his mouth shut so he cant kiss the girls.
for goldfish: get him a job and make sure he pays up.
for the rabbit: ground him for ever.
and for the pigs: Throw him out the door to distract the wolf.
You should get the heck out of there.
2007-04-04 01:41:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get an Elmo doll!
2007-04-04 01:32:24 · answer #4 · answered by ? 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ummmmm, I think I must have missed something along the way! I wish I could have your "pet" problem...:)
2007-04-04 01:36:46 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Call the dog whisperer. lol
2007-04-04 01:31:57 · answer #6 · answered by Mrs. Fuzzy Bottoms 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You should put down the fairy tale book
2007-04-04 01:31:49 · answer #7 · answered by Cookie Monster 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wake up from your wonder-land coma!!!
2007-04-04 01:31:57 · answer #8 · answered by Dee X 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Get that Zoo under control is what you should do...
2007-04-04 01:31:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
yard sale on pets.
2007-04-04 01:33:45 · answer #10 · answered by ≈ ฬ ≈ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋