If President Bush had a contest on allowing an American to write one of his speeches.....?

Question

If President Bush had a contest on allowing an American to write one of his speeches.....
A) Who do you think would win? Type of person etc.
B) What topic do you think would succeed in the lime light as of 2007?
C) Which TV Announcer/Commentor would the President Choose as a Judge? for the contest.

Answer 1

It would have to be written out phonetically for the dummy to be able to pronounce the words. Any far right crackpot could write it. Just make sure that it promotes the killing of more soldiers and wounding the rest.

Answer 2

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