2007-04-03 16:36:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The warts on your tongue from when you gave David Hasselhoff a tongue bath because he claimed he couldn't care for himself due to 'a bad case of the vapors' will prohibit you from being hired by all the leading battery manufacturers.
You might be able to get a job at a place that makes store brand batteries but I hear that pretty much all of the jobs in this exciting industry will be outsourced to Marv Albert's digestive tract by 2015.
2007-04-05 10:43:22 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I hear it's a union job, so you'll be paid fairly well. I was working at the airplane glue tasting company and there were a lot of perks. Free paint chips at lunch. Stuff like that. Just make sure to boost up your resume a lot. They're looking for quality people..
2007-04-05 18:42:08 · answer #2 · answered by 1K 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure, Try out for it, you've got the perfect IQ. But If that job falls through, they're looking for javelin catchers at the Olympics.
2007-04-03 23:47:23 · answer #3 · answered by Zeke 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to answer They're Savages question, if you don't mind.
Dear They're savages,
Zebra is currently working in a baby helicopter's factory.
He teaches them how to spin properly those little propellers and to make those funny sounds (ch-k, ch-k)
Baby helicopters have become fond with our dear Zebra, sadly, they don't know that he is known in the whole universe (and beyond) for his delicious baby-helicopter -soupe-Ã -la-tomate.
The secret of that soup, besides the baby helicopters, are the tomatoes. Our little friend harvest them himself (with his bare hands) in his farm in North Dakota, and North Dakota doesn't exist!
So, answering your question, I don't know how many jobs Zebra has.
Love,
Chio.
2007-04-04 02:16:18 · answer #4 · answered by Ms. Pelled Babby Schmidt 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, you keep your current job: feeding flamingos barbed wires or is it being a handy superhero, or is it tickling baby bears?? How many jobs do you have?!
2007-04-04 01:18:38 · answer #5 · answered by they're savages 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes. I do not think there will be a lot of competition for that job.
2007-04-03 23:44:50 · answer #6 · answered by Tony M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dont let those mean coal miners tell you any different. if you can dream it, than you are good enough to fail at it!
2007-04-06 13:35:05 · answer #7 · answered by Circlometry™³ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Shore, if anyone can, Zebie can
2007-04-03 23:40:26 · answer #8 · answered by Celestial Sh^rk 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
But why?
You'd die
2007-04-03 23:50:24 · answer #9 · answered by ... 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋