* Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California.
* White minorities still trying to have English recognized as the California's third language.
* Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
* Baby conceived naturally... Scientists stumped.
* Authentic year 2000 "chad" sells at Sotheby's for $4.6 million.
* Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria, and Lebanon.)
* Iraq still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
* Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
* George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
* 35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
* Texas executes last remaining citizen.
* Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants.
* Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
* Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of Windows so it crashes before installation is completed.
* New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screw-drivers and baseball bats must be registered by January 2036.
2007-04-03 16:35:13 · 12 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It may come true!!!
2007-04-03 16:38:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, enjoyed it. Especially the Texas one and the NBA players, made me chuckle out loud. If you have anymore I'd love to hear them. Hey, maybe we should ask everyone to contribute one.
2007-04-03 16:45:56 · answer #2 · answered by strawberry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really like the California language one...
(I am thinking that Spanish is number 1, lol)
I also like the baby concieved naturally one, lol!
2007-04-03 16:39:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Go Texas
2007-04-03 16:39:14 · answer #4 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sum r funny, and sum sound like they could actually come true
2007-04-03 16:43:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY!!!!! specially the last one!! lol.. thanx for the laugh
2007-04-03 16:40:35 · answer #6 · answered by .. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what would be the first language in california??..... just curious so i could prepare myself!
2007-04-03 16:39:37 · answer #7 · answered by G泥Lì┬A 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i read a few, kinda funny
2007-04-03 16:38:10 · answer #8 · answered by indieassassin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Texas executes last remaning CITIZEN!!" , "Castro dies at age 112", hahahaha... lol
Very cool! Thanks!
2007-04-03 16:45:48 · answer #9 · answered by lost in space 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! Where'd you get that?
2007-04-03 16:40:22 · answer #10 · answered by Andrew 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋