i maked the sweaters for the local childrens but they still throw their kazoos into my yard, what can i do?

Answer 1

Comrade, I lived in Kazookistan many long time. While knitting the child sweaters is good thing, it not whole thing. You also must to buy them cigarette. When the childrens are smoking lots, they no have the money or breathing for play kazoo. Best luck. You have swaeter size 92?

Answer 2

Knit the kazoos into the sweater and try again.

If that fails, you can always start The Nutcracker Suite on kazoo and expect the locals to join in.

Answer 3

Stop disecting their Webkins and using the gooey innards to knit sweaters.

A known side-effect of wearing sweaters knitted from Webkins is spastic kazoo hurling when coming within 30 feet of a Scarecrow modeled after Max Baer, Jr. I have always felt that your 'Beverly Hillbilies' line of Scarecrows has done a lot to deter flamingo invasions.

Answer 4

Hmmmm. engineer the kazoos to turn into large bubbles that trap the children when they come near your lawn. If they don't come near, they have a handy kazoo. If they do, they are trapped in a large balloon. It sounds technical, but I've seen it done on TV.

Answer 5

Have a Kazoo sale.

Answer 6

Children see any adult as un cool, especially if you are someone who helps out in the community....wait kids still play with kazoo's??

Answer 7

Well, stop for a couple of weeks to cook your daily BBQ in the yard while wearing a thong. I think that is the reason why they are feeling so revengeful towards you.

Answer 8

I implore you. I IMPLORE YOU! be sure that those sweaters are 127% Richard Simmons eyebrow materials! other wise the childrens might not get their daily supplements of eyebrow vitamins and get scurvy! and you wouldn't want the childrens to be tiny pirates when they grow down, do you?

Answer 9

Sell them to Angelina Jolie

Answer 10

Typing from experience, roaring out your front door in your polka dot nightie, spittle flying in rage takes care of most neighborhood problems.