Are Osama Bin Laden and Jimmy Hoffa hiding in the crags of Keith Richard's face?

Question

We need to send some Navy Seals in there, in my opinion.

Answer 1

I thought school children were using his face as a relief map for the Swiss Alps.

Answer 2

They ain't lost! they're sitting on the crystal sparkling seashores of the U. S. Virgin Islands sipping margaritas, carrying cleanly shaved faces, western flare haircuts and Bermuda shorts. Osama has traded in his turban for a coastline towel and Jimmy Hoffa is only sitting there plastered. All compliments of the U. S. government!

Answer 3

Keith accidentally snorted Jimmy Hoffa, while Osama escaped and is hiding in Mick Jagger's lower lip.

Answer 4

Haha cute!

Keith is too cool for the likes of Bin Laden or Hoffa though...

Answer 5

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Answer 6

Who knows what he mixed with the Drugs that he used over the years!

Answer 7

Nah, Bush spends a lot of time there already. He would have found them. Osama is living a lie as my mother in law.

Answer 8

If they are - tell them to send out Wilford Brimley and the REAL Olsen Twins.

Answer 9

yep, their ashes are mixed in with some crack, drywall composite, and a bounced check from donny osmond. this unholy mixture can be found deep inside his nasal cavity where it provides safe haven for future popes.

Answer 10

Of course. The only place the government wouldn't look!

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But you might want to check Keith's belly button, just in case.