ok and b4 anybody says anything no im not high, drunk or under the influence of anything
2007-04-03 15:34:10 · 52 answers · asked by the idiot down the road 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i was gonna say "stop doin drugs". but if ur not high, id freak out
2007-04-03 15:37:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd be really freaked out. Eating a meat product that talks to you is one thing. It's soul is angry that it's body was killed for you to eat. But me being a vegetarian, I'd be really freaked out that soy beans are angry at me. FYI, there are soy based fake meats out there that look and taste exactly like a bologna sandwich would.
2007-04-03 15:38:00 · answer #2 · answered by no name brand canned beans 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would take the largest bite out of it that I could... hoping that I would rip out any of its vitals as ripped a chunk out with my teeth.
After I was done eating i would probably go check the ingredients to be sure they didn't list a deceased relative that may have been trying to paranormally contact me through an inanimate object.
Maybe for my next meal i would make another one.... just to be sure i'm not normal.
2007-04-03 15:48:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would drop the sandwhich..scream while running away.
After running a distance i would stop and be shocked that a bologna sandwich actually talked to me.
2007-04-03 15:39:38 · answer #4 · answered by ReRe_Sunshine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With the ingrediants in Bologna, it would not surprise me at all. (My dad used to call them a "Horse c**k" sandwich.") I never touched another one after I heard that expression.
2007-04-03 15:42:28 · answer #5 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shove a big olive in it as a ball gag so it will shut up. And then finish eating before it can call to the chips and dip for help.
2007-04-03 15:37:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would continue to eat it, if it wants to have a conversation while I eat in then thats great but I'm not gonna give good food just because it starts talking.
2007-04-03 15:37:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't be eating a bologna sandwhich in the first place (but if i was, i'd keep eating it)
2007-04-03 15:37:53 · answer #8 · answered by Massiekurqueen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.....first of all I'd be throwing up from actually eating bologna and if the dam thing starting talking to me I'd assume the meat, or whatever it's made of, was tainted with something and I was hallucinating....
2007-04-03 15:38:24 · answer #9 · answered by Incognito 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Step away from the sandwich. I would maybe want to see what the sandwich had to say.
2007-04-03 15:38:27 · answer #10 · answered by lucygoosy2004 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Freak out
2007-04-03 15:36:29 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋