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I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself.

2007-04-03 14:28:42 · 18 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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I'll have you know that my Cousin Mervin spent 5 years in the Police Academy and another 3 kicking his pep pill habit in order to become a police officer. Then, on his first day on the job, you reduce him to tears with your verbal fisticuffs.

Well, he's quit the force and is wearing pantyhose again.

I hope you are happy.

Sometimes words hurt more than a taser to the groin.

2007-04-03 15:34:25 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 2 0

Think about this: If you weren't breaking the law in some fashion, the officer wouldn't have pulled you over. Give a little respect were it is due.

2007-04-03 14:34:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

:Sheeplishly: sure! you could have considered the old Gary Larson far area single panel of the newborn attempting to circulate into the college for The proficient and he's pushing whilst the door has pull.

2016-10-20 23:09:45 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

It only happened the one time. How did you find out and why would tell everyone? Besides I think he kind of liked it, he asked for my phone number.

2007-04-03 14:33:19 · answer #4 · answered by grasshopper 4 · 0 0

Jim Carrey said Never! **weirdo** lol

2007-04-03 16:29:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The scary part is you are now telling the world about it.

2007-04-03 14:31:10 · answer #6 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 0 0

Not in this life time! Have you?

2007-04-03 14:34:32 · answer #7 · answered by Tigerluvr 6 · 0 0

no♥ i dont think I would like jail...its just soooo grey in there

2007-04-03 14:30:58 · answer #8 · answered by just peachy 6 · 0 0

no, but once my boss was explaining that he wasn't a good typist, and that he used one finger, and i said "oh, you're a pecker".........he was pretty shocked, so was i.

2007-04-03 14:33:49 · answer #9 · answered by The French Connection 6 · 1 0

No..........but he didn't like being called a lying sack of sh*t though.

2007-04-03 14:31:56 · answer #10 · answered by Nagitar™ 7 · 0 0

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