oh you need to become a pro. many people say they can't tell when I am quite drunk, practice staying in control, don't be giddy or talk too much, sit quietly if you must.
2007-04-03 13:12:35
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answered by Uncle B2 7
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this is why i don't leave the house, because i am always drunk. But if you must be drunk, some visene and a pack of gum work well. Also the old "i am just really tired from studying" excuse may work on your parents' friends'
2007-04-03 13:12:45
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answered by Anonymous
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Make sure that everyone else stays one drink ahead of you.
Hopefully they'll be too drunk to notice that you're drunk.
2007-04-03 13:18:31
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answered by Anonymous
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You practice sobriety tests over and over again in your garage while your drunk untill you got it down.
Happy trails.
2007-04-03 13:12:18
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answered by AVATARD 5
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Don't trip over the dog when you walk through the front door, that and a breath mint.
2007-04-03 13:11:25
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answered by cane_holder 4
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I have a fat hint ::
Eat peanuts before you go in the door! It takes away the smell of alc! Really!
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2007-04-03 13:52:17
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answered by Freesumpin 7
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No Drunk is good at hinding, he/she may think thay are good at hiding it, but we all know when you're drunk.
2007-04-03 13:12:38
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answered by denny 4
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Well I just try really hard to be in enough control that I don't embarrass myself.
2007-04-03 13:11:11
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answered by angelofgothic 6
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I don't hide from anyone
2007-04-03 13:11:24
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answered by Anonymous
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I pretend that I'm not feeling well
2007-04-03 13:11:24
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answered by up4anything 5
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