tell me anything.. that i can use in a persuasive speech.. i wanna give a funny one.. or if you have a different idea that my class would think is funny please tell me...
2007-04-03 12:18:23 · 7 answers · asked by sexy babe.. 1 in Education & Reference ➔ Homework Help
Well my story apparently wasn't too funny when it happened but it sure is now!
My soon to be husband was trying to fix the mirror on my car on the Walmart parking lot. I have no clue how he managed to get his hand glued to the handle on the door but he did....Of course I had to go into Walmart to buy some nail polish remover so he could get lose. When I returned I had 2 bags of stuff.........
He was quite upset that I also took the time to pick up some items on the way to the polish remover and on the way to the check out . Several years later I now call him EX.............and it's a good thing otherwise I might have to put some super glue on his !!!!!!????
Lips.............
True Story
2007-04-03 12:32:51 · answer #1 · answered by LucySD 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah... superglue...
Ok, get a nice, shiny quarter and find a pretty busy spot. A fast food restaurant does nicely. Superglue that shiny Mr. Washington straight to the floor. Wait for it to set (you might want to cover it up for a while). Watch some innocent change grabbers TRY to pick it up. ;)
2007-04-03 12:26:40 · answer #2 · answered by gerga5214 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could do what my wife did to her ex husband when she found out he was cheating on her. She bought about $200.00 worth of superglue and poured it into a bucket, then poured it on him and his girlfriend while they were in the middle of doing it. They were stuck together for around 15 hours, and my wife was in jail for 90 days....she said it was worth it.
2007-04-03 12:27:34 · answer #3 · answered by ippipal 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put super glue on an ear peice, attach it to a music player and give it to some and say. "Here is some music , you'll love it, you will probably stick to it" Put Weird Al songs(he takes some songs and make it funny, LOL), then they'll want to stop the music and pull out ear peices and "OUCH"
I love tourchering people, LOL
2007-04-03 12:29:34 · answer #4 · answered by FishFreak95 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put a crap load of glue on somebody's hand while they are sleeping, tickle there face, and sit back and enjoy the fun!
2007-04-03 12:27:00 · answer #5 · answered by racin4slips 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you still go to school, superglue the computer mouse to the desk/table
2015-02-12 05:46:40 · answer #6 · answered by Darrian 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
superglue your finger to your face!
I don't know what i'm talking about..
2007-04-03 12:27:45 · answer #7 · answered by Birdie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋