my neighbor said he was going to get my cats so I built a kitty condo then set cat traps all over my yard but?

Question

I put rubber ducks on the traps , he said he was going to use KFC , but what I would like to know is how to mess with him , I know he is right , I'm still putting out food for strays , What would you do?!?!?

Answer 1

tell him that the war is over...KFC ? Kentucky Fried Chicken ?

Frankly he is jealous of the kitty condo with prices going through the roof those days, only kitty cats know how to squeeze into the tiniest places as possible.

Or tell him you are a liberal and doing your good for global warming and preserving wildlife..saving on electricity and stuff since cats have a nice way to keep you warm ..hmmmmm double entendre here...or not ?

Am not Brigitte Bardot so don't have the ummmpf...

can't think of an intelligent answer right now..will come back later..

but..they are doing their good bit by hunting the easter rabbit..never liked him anyway :-)

Answer 2

Hopefully, it is an empty threat! I feed the strays in my neighborhood as well....all you can do is report him to the authorities....anyone who could be cruel to animals is a true ***!