2007-04-03 07:23:18 · 17 answers · asked by Z, unnecessary letter 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I know this is a pretty silly question but I'm actually wondering what the real, serious answer is.
2007-04-03 07:24:22 · update #1
I guess you have to deal with rust
2007-04-03 07:28:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
First of all, battle-ready full plate armour usually didn't cover back sides of the legs, either because you had to sit on a horse or because otherwise you couldn't walk.
Secondly, medieval cut of pants had a little lace-up part at the front. So if you had to go to pee, you just unlaced the stuff and... did your business.
If you had to go to number two, however, there was usually a special "flap" on your underwear. Since you'd be wearing a tunic under the armour, it was really quite irrelevant what the pants looked like. The "flap" had two buttons, you undid them.. and since there was no backside of the leg plates.. you did what you had.
I'll try to find a picture...
Edit: grrr, this is the best pic I can find, unfortunatelly. It was something like this, only the flap was at the back, over the... um.. opening. Held up by two buttons, usually.
http://air.ap.teacup.com/sayanse/timg/middle_1125128711.jpg
Here's a baby version of it, you can imagine:
http://www.kinderteacher.com/images/ChristmasLongUnderwearBack.gif
2007-04-03 14:46:52 · answer #2 · answered by Ymmo the Heathen 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
go to the bathroom before u put on the armor and make sure u dont drink nothin while ur wearing it !!! safer yeah ! or youll just rust and that would be armor cancer :P
2007-04-11 03:35:28 · answer #3 · answered by I V X 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Catheterize.
2007-04-03 14:33:03 · answer #4 · answered by BlueFeather 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess you'll just have to figure it out by trial an error or whatever lol. Good Luck with that!
2007-04-04 03:49:22 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Tyson Ritter♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should have thought of that before you got up on that horse, young man!
My guess is that you have to take it all off. This sure would be a bad time to have diarrhea!
2007-04-03 14:28:25 · answer #6 · answered by Ralfcoder 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
take the armor off .
2007-04-11 11:14:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh................. i really dont know the answer to this question. plus i wont even see how i can go to the bathroom with a suti of armor on. your very very veyr weird.
2007-04-11 14:25:56 · answer #8 · answered by Mizz[blackout] 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you just have to hold it or just go pee all over yourself in the armor
2007-04-11 09:34:27 · answer #9 · answered by criminal justice 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i guess they have to hold it. or there's a place you can pee into in the armor suit.
2007-04-03 14:28:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not to worry. There's no way it can get out so no one will ever know.
2007-04-03 14:36:00 · answer #11 · answered by Toeless_Joe_Jackson 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋