A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi."
2007-04-03 06:09:37 · 14 answers · asked by starfish 3 in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ Lebanon
LOL, just like the jamican joke,
I wanna fok on da table
sir you cant F U C K on the table
i no say i wanna F U C K on da table i wanna Fok ( as for Fork) heheeh
2007-04-03 17:34:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You reminded me of another italian joke...
An old mafia don is dying, he calls his grandson so see him for the last time.. he says to him mario, I want you to have my gold-plated revolver
Being a good boy Mario didnt want the gun and he said "grandpa cant I just have your Rolex?"
He replies; "Son, one day you gonna run da family business, you gonna make lotsa money, one day you might come home find someone in bed with your wife; what u gonna do? Point to your watch and Tell him your time is up?"!
Toushka
2007-04-04 03:43:41 · answer #2 · answered by .... 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I didn't get the smutty part :( I think ten & a half is a little too young for this cruel answers board :((
2007-04-04 02:53:29 · answer #3 · answered by Smutty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL good one thanx for the laugh
2007-04-07 12:33:35 · answer #4 · answered by dream_angel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's really funny,i like it but in this country we can talk about sex life
2007-04-04 04:00:24 · answer #5 · answered by eve 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...HA HA HA
Very Funny
Thank you
Please some more...lol
2007-04-03 14:16:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Thank you for sharing.
2007-04-03 15:33:00 · answer #7 · answered by Hot Coco Puff 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
Sounds totally naughty ...........till one reads the final of the story !!!
Good one..very funny and "innocent"
2007-04-03 14:29:30 · answer #8 · answered by حلاَمبرا hallambra 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
haha very cute..my boyfriend gonna love it
2007-04-06 18:42:43 · answer #9 · answered by Future Mrs. Hamlet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fabulous! txs
2007-04-05 03:22:38 · answer #10 · answered by LiLi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋