My girlfriend keeps poking me in the bum with her snozz while we're fooling around in the sack - it is rather large, you know. Also, my wang is like the sprinkler in the garden when it gets overly happy. How can I solve these two problems? And why does my girlfriend get jealous when I invite her two best friends, her mom and her favourite aunty over for our little sleepovers?
2007-04-03 05:14:11 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Seriously?! Wow, where's my invite???
2007-04-03 05:52:38 · answer #1 · answered by sammi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaaaah, I know this. You must train her like she is a dog, every time she pokes your bum, get overly happy and let the sprinkler fly, she'll soon start to connect the two and learn not to poke you. Do the same when she complains about her relatives joining you.
2007-04-03 05:23:20 · answer #2 · answered by Bacon 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol a strange question. Are you for real or mucking about i really can't tell! but if your serious then tell her you don't like her poking your bum and to stop. as for inviting her mates, mum and aunt i can only say why the hell do you want all them sleeping over? and if i were her i would get annoyed too! so stop inviting them round for sleep overs. how old are you anyway??
2007-04-03 05:26:46 · answer #3 · answered by donna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell her to get a nose job and then while shes in the hospital recovering then you can have your way with her friends mom and aunty etc...good luck in your plight
2007-04-03 05:17:56 · answer #4 · answered by lainaloo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sigumend, this is your mother, get up honey your dreaming again, you'll be late for the school bus!
2007-04-03 05:18:42 · answer #5 · answered by Ŗεŋεε 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
And then you woke up to find out you still have something that looks like a penis but only smaller....
2007-04-03 05:17:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Im sorry ,I thought it was going to be a question on re-decorating
2007-04-03 05:43:50 · answer #7 · answered by Gary Crant 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh
2007-04-03 05:22:51 · answer #8 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
are you related to michael jackson?
2007-04-03 05:19:12 · answer #9 · answered by alley 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you need some serious counselling mister!
2007-04-03 05:18:14 · answer #10 · answered by RetroChick 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋