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Anything published by the Independant, Guardian, FT or Times is usually a fair reflection of the story within.

Anything by the Mirror, Sun, or Star is usually celebrity based rubbish, most of which is slanderous.

Anything by the Mail or Express is hate enducing tripe that winds up Middle England.

Thanks!

2007-04-03 04:13:17 · answer #1 · answered by Chris O 3 · 2 2

Years ago on the day of the election the sun filled it's front page with ....."If Labour win the election today will the last person to leave the country please turn off the light"............. Fortunately they lost on that occassion but how right it has turn out to be:........ Since they came to power more and more Brits are leaving the country in droves due to High taxation, High Immigration and lack of free speech I wonder what they will have on their front page for the next election?

P.S Wiggins I like your answer.......but it wouldn't just be a headline....it'd be a bl*ody miracle!!!!

2007-04-03 12:14:27 · answer #2 · answered by kbw 4 · 0 0

The funniest one I ever saw was in the Sun just after England's football team lost 2-0 to Sweden:

"Swedes Two Turnips Nil"

2007-04-04 19:52:12 · answer #3 · answered by Huh? 7 · 0 0

Anything that involves serious, important news and not most of the crap that is published nowadays, like Jade Goody, Shilpa, Victoria Beckham etc!!

2007-04-03 11:13:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Double decker bus found on the moon.

2007-04-03 11:12:08 · answer #5 · answered by cereal killer 5 · 1 0

"Freddie Starr Ate My Hamster" - a classic from the Sun.

2007-04-03 11:11:36 · answer #6 · answered by Well, said Alberto 6 · 1 0

Tony Blair admits 'I was wrong'

Thanks KBW - it would be, I agree.

2007-04-03 12:00:26 · answer #7 · answered by Dr Watson (UK) 5 · 1 0

to read " i hate war BUSH said media "

2007-04-03 14:47:35 · answer #8 · answered by no nick 2 · 0 0

To remember that God has a name and is Jehovah.................

2007-04-03 11:47:42 · answer #9 · answered by ILSE 5 · 1 2

a clean sheet!!!!!!!!

2007-04-07 09:06:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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