Would a hardhat and spandex hotpants be acceptable attire for the Easter parade?

Question

I'm thinking it might still be too cold for it

Answer 1

It just doesn't get any more festive than a yellow hardhat & bright pink spandex hotpants! Not only that, but the 'camel-toe' look is coming back!

Answer 2

Yes, but you also need a few more pieces to complete your ensemble. You need a pair of white patent leather Jimmy Choo stiletto heels, some sequined pasties in the shape of Easter eggs, and a rabbit fur boa.

You just prance your little heart out at that parade. I'll see YOU on the 10 o'clock news.

Answer 3

No I would definatley watch that Easter parade and so what if it is cold!!!!!!! However if it is warm you should change your spandex to a speedo in a nice pastel shade

Answer 4

you can't go wrong with an outfit like that. maybe you should add some of those rainbow suspenders, but don't wear a shirt. nothing says "celebrating the resurrection of christ" like a bare chest with suspenders.

Answer 5

I think you're looking for the Gay Pride Parade.

Answer 6

That's acceptable attire for any situation.

Answer 7

No, that does not sound like the correct attire.

Answer 8

as long as you have on white lace gloves and put a flower or 2 on the hard hat your good to go

Answer 9

take a picture of it I would love to see it
I hope your holiday is wonderful
but seriously I hope that you take a picture
i holla ;}

Answer 10

LOL Yeah but you are forgetting bunny ears to top it all off. =)