Here are some outserts from complaint letters sent to the council :
My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.
He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore.
It's the dog's mess I find hard to swallow.
I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.
I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.
I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was the bad wind the other night that blew them off.
My lavatory seat is cracked, where do i Stand?
Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.
Do you agree . Funny or Not !?!
2007-04-03 01:14:13 · 54 answers · asked by MynameisShirl 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
They are VERY true you boring gits!
2007-04-03 01:16:58 · update #1
Have a friend who used to work for the council !:)
2007-04-03 01:21:05 · update #2
Not sure which council they originated from ,maybe many .. They circulated round from council to council for months *shrugs*
2007-04-03 01:34:59 · update #3
Here are some more - lol!!
I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.
The lavatory is blocked. This is caused by the boys next door throwing their balls on the roof.
This is to let you know there is a smell coming from the man next door.
The toilet is cracked, where do I stand?
I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall.
I am still having trouble with smoke in my built in drawers.
I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.
0ur lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.
Can you please tell me when our repairs are going to be done, as my wife is about to become an expectant mother.
I want some repairs doing to my cooker, as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.
The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.
The person next door has a large erection in his back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous.
Will you please send someone to mend our broken path. Yesterday my wife tripped and fell over and she is now pregnant.
Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a third, so will you send someone to do something about it?
Could you please repair our toilet, as my son pulled the chain and the box fell on his head.
Will you please send a man to look at my water as it is a funny colour and is not fit to drink.
Could you please send a man to repair my spout, I am an old age pensioner and need it straight away.
I awoke this morning and found my water boiling.
This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broken and we cannot get BBC2.
Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap. My wife got her toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us.
I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 5.30, his c*ck wakes me up, and it is getting too much.
When I applied for a rebate, you said that you would have to take something off. Now that you have taken it off, I have been told that you should have put some on. So will you please take off what you took off and put on what you should have put on when you took it off.
When the workmen were here they put their tools in my wife's new drawers and made a mess. Please send men with clean tools to finish the job and keep my wife happy.
2007-04-03 01:21:45 · answer #1 · answered by bumblecherry 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Wow. People write some weird complaints. That was funny and I found it hard to stop laughing . I would like some more.
2007-04-03 02:00:35 · answer #2 · answered by Max A 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Extremely funny.
2007-04-03 01:17:41 · answer #3 · answered by lowerbearville 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This made me laugh out loud!
And I can believe these are true, as I have read similar ones in our local paper. Some people are stupid and never proof-read!
2007-04-03 01:48:27 · answer #4 · answered by Cookie_Monster_UK 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmho. Funny! T hank you for giving me a little jolt. I needed that.
2007-04-03 01:22:16 · answer #5 · answered by It's opinion I . 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I also like the one's from the CSA - e.g. I don't know who the father is because if you eat a tin of beans how do you know which one made you fart.
2007-04-03 01:38:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
very funny! nice 1
2007-04-03 01:21:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're great!! although I tripped the other week and thought I might be pregnant!!
2007-04-03 01:17:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool.
2007-04-06 21:41:42 · answer #9 · answered by SEXY EVERTONIAN 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some of them caused me to crack a smile, esp. the 18 yr old boy... haha
2007-04-03 01:17:58 · answer #10 · answered by cutie pie (2) 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋