There once was a man named Jim who lives in a state far far away. He had a friend named LB who lived in a beautiful part of a nice country. These two communicated via the internet and have very strong feelings for each other and one day they were able to be in the same place and it was magical. The End...
2007-04-03 01:33:42
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answered by Jim G 7
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And that Guy, Dharma, is talking about is Smiley, Who really Wuv's that little cutie that lives down south a little ways. He can't wait until the day he can tell her a bed time story and tuck her in!!! and say Goodnight Baby Doll!! and her smoooches goodnight!!!!
2007-04-03 09:19:11
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answered by Anonymous
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Ok, hop in too bed. Now I want you to count sheep from 100 down to 1 very slowly. This is pretty boring so this should put you to sleep.
My bedtimes story, would scare the heck out of you, you would not sleep for a week. Sorry. Goodnight.
2007-04-03 01:44:53
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answered by Aussie Possum 5
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once upon a time A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your
head and kill you."
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.
He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road.
Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die."
The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
The man asked. "Who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh, yeah?" the man asked "And where the hell were you when I got married?"
2007-04-03 01:43:13
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answered by micho 7
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Oh! Darlin if only I could have been there for you. I hope you were able to get tucked in by some sweetie!! Thanks last week for all your Love! I feel so much better today. You helped cheer me up so much!! You are a True Doll-That's For Sure!! Love Ya!!
2007-04-03 09:16:55
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answered by ? 6
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once there was this boy who lived on a farm on a planet. and he did chores. and he had a friend. we'll call his friend cx3p4 and they were buddies. and his uncle wouldnt let him go to umm flight school. and so he went to buy some robot slaves to work the farm. and he found a gold shiny robot slave. we'll call him r8d1, yea. and they became fast friends. and then as he went home some sand people jumped him. and he was knocked out. but this guy named......um...ben rice, yea uncle ben rice, came along and saved him and took him to his cave. and they bonded and such. and he was a mysterious kind of man. so the kid goes home and his uncle and aunt are burnt up, cause they didnt know how to use the space bbq pit. i think. and then he goes to his friend uncle ben rice and they decide to runaway together. i think they fall in love. i dont ....anyway they go and try to save this princess who tatooed a message on cx3p4's buttocks. and it was a map of where she was. meanwhile she get's a dose of a little sumthn sumthn because they need her to tell the truth. they being the people in black unitards. their leader has a black mask. he's ashmatic,and he explodes her home planet....and are you asleep yet? this original story is getting harder to tell.
2007-04-03 01:51:04
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answered by Anonymous
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A scientist creates a mini black hole in his laboratory, but then gets sucked in. While in there, he calls 911, and the National Security Agency sends a team of ace troubleshooters to find the black hole and neutralize it before it sucks in the entire state of New York.
Pleasant dreams :-)
2007-04-03 01:43:23
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answered by Anonymous
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Yes
2007-04-03 01:43:58
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answered by Dr Universe 7
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Once upon a time there was this wonderful young man. He had a heart of gold and really cared for this little blonde Lady. She needed to realize this and move...they lived happily ever after...hows that?????
2007-04-03 03:15:40
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answered by -------- 7
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Once upon a time,in the neighborhood you live in, a fleet of UFOs flew over and abducted all of the inhabitants.The people were never seen again,but the aliens wrote a message on every house saying "We will return in April 2007 and harvest the inhabitants once again"
Do what you will.Lock your doors and windows.Hide in the closet.Load your gun.But nothing will stop the aliens.They WILL find you.
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So goodnight! Sleep tight! And it was nice knowing you!
2007-04-03 01:55:07
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answered by Fang 4
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