Funniest thing u or some1 has done/said while sleeping?

Question

A friend has chased a chicken in his bedroom(so he thought) and kicked the door in. I chase bugs (that aren't really there) w/tissues around my room and sware at them. A friend said she was making the motions of eating a hoagie in her sleep until some1 woke her. My son always comes in the room looking for a sneaker or something in the middle of the night. He also got into a fight w/the couch. He was telling it off. I asked him who he was talking to and he said him! and was pointing at it :) lol!

Answer 1

I was talking to my mom when she was sleeping.

I got her to tell me what her favorite cartoon was (scooby doo) and I asked her what he said and she busted out in a scooby doo voice "scooby dooby dooby doo" I was busting up.

But then she had her tv on and it was being reported that a baby was kidnapped, and from the scooby doo voice she went into a sad voice and started crying saying to give back her baby.

So then I felt kind of bad and weird.

But damn that scooby doo was the best thing ever.

Answer 2

One time my mom said while my brother and I were sleeping (like 6 and 8 years old) we were whispering to each other in a half-dream half-awake state, saying "Yeah, do you want Jeff Gordon to win the race?" Yeah, I hope Jeff Gordon wins the race." Weird!

Answer 3

lmao! Those are funny!

When my brother was little, he got up in the night, opened a kitchen cupboard, and went 'to the toilet'.

I once dreamt I slapped someone, and I actually really did it to my boyfriend laying next to me! Quite amazing that I actually got his face while I was sleeping! I don't think I did it that hard, but I gave us both a bit of a shock!

Answer 4

My ex husband is a cop. He loaded his gun in his sleep as he chased a bad guy in his dream. Not really funny, more disturbing, I think. Cops, what a life to deal with!

Answer 5

One night, my oldest son fell asleep before myself and the other 6 children, so, we took my daughters make-up, my nail polish, and we put bright blue eye shadow on him (like Mimi from Drew Carey Show), bright red lipstick, and green finger nail polish on his fingers and toes,,,then we tickled his nose after putting shaving cream on his palms,,,he was hilarious,,,
we all laughed sooo hard,,,,He even laughed,,,,later,,lol,,
he was a good sport, but vowed to get me back,,,,,,

so, one night,,,,
It was summer,,,,6 months later,,,,
I am parched, wake up 3 am to get a drink of the code red mountain dew i have in the bottle next to my bed,,,,
I took a drink, and thought flames were shooting down my throat, and inside my mouth!!!!
Those lil sh*ts- put fire hot sauce in my pop while I was in bed asleep,,,,I thought I'd been poisoned, it burned so bad,
But I have to say, I guess I had it comin,,,,ROTFL

Answer 6

my relationship prior to my husband went really sour towards the end. we pretty much hated each other. well one night while we still shared a bed, apparently while I was sleeping, I must have has some dream because he told me I rolled over on my side, backed my a** into his back, proceeded to fart and then told him to "rot in hell"
talk about mad! i could hardly contain my laughter..

Answer 7

I know someone who got up and peed on the floor thinking he was out somewhere where there wasn't anyplace to go. When asked.... he replied, "calm down, what's your problem?" LOL!

Answer 8

I cut up my favorite shirt and locked my husband out of the house.

Answer 9

ok well my boy cousin and girl cousin (they're brother and sister) had to sleep in the same tent when they went camping...my boy cousin started touching my girl cousin's hair and saying "spaghetti" lol

Answer 10

I peed in a cardboard box. I have no idea what I was thinking.