Does this seem accurate to you?

Question

Man Book: Chapter 4 - Phone Laws

Men may only use the phone to
1) Order food
2) Crank call
3) Conduct business
4) Make arrangements
5) Get quick information

It is extremely unmanly to use the phone for
1) Small talk
2) Gossip
3) Especially gossip
4) Do not f**king gossip

You may use the phone to talk to your girlfriend, but only if she calls you.

Answer 1

Me think that good. Oogah.

Answer 2

I suppose we could turn phone laws into phone etiquette.
I work with men who use all the unmanly extremes. Although the thing that annoys me the most, is the length of time that some men sit on the phone listening to their caller, who probably has nothing else to do but choose bad timing, or when it suits them to chat.
Women are better at getting rid of an unwanted caller than the guys are.

Answer 3

3 AND 4 they use it at work and for bootie calls and 1 2 3 and 4 are all unmanly and uncool. If I hear a guy doing it I figure he was a manly looking chick. Good luck

Answer 4

I am a bit of a man when it comes to the phone. I hate talking on the phone. I'd rather do things in person. I use the phone for all the same reasons that men use the phone -according to that list.

I think it depends more on the person. My BF calls me more than I do him. The same went with my X. They are both more talkative people than I am.

Answer 5

May I ask, what is the purpose of this? Is there some special stroke you are seeking that you need to indulge in this? Since accurate in this case is relative to someones personal reality and of no use as any form of self identity where I do or do not or whatever with this weirdness.

Answer 6

i dont think so.i do exactly those things on the list and the extremely unmanly one too. however, i do not crank call.

Answer 7

talking to a girl only if she calls first? thats BS and you wont have a girl for long. the rest seems more or less accurate

Answer 8

Very accurate.