I feel as if I owe Ralph Laruen a personal apology.
2007-04-02 15:14:02 · 12 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
D'you know, luv, I can't really tell from this angle. Maybe if you sat on me face...
2007-04-02 15:15:34 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dear Mr. Derwood,
We at Ralph Lauren take great offense at your question.
Not only have you spelled our illustrious name wrong, but you have taken it upon yourself to purchase and display to the public our product in a negative light.
You owe us much more that an apology.
Our legal team is assessing the damages as I write this letter. You can be assured the damages to our reputation and the affect on our market share due to your flagrant disregard to the intent of our copyrighted designs will far exceed an apology.
Woe to you sir. Your lack of a respectable butt, is going to cost you. Dearly.
I would suggest that you immediately remove our fine pants, and send us photos of your actions. Perhaps a video. Ralph would like that and it would perhaps mitigate the actions that will be taken against you.
Just don't show your butt.
2007-04-03 09:15:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. Your trousers are wowsers. However, you may need to wear a pair of pants if one pant isn't big enough. Just some off the cuff advice. Put them in water and they will shrink. Just jump into the jean pool, but not at the shallow end. What is the world's record for face sitting in the Guinness Book of world records? It is nothing to crow about, but I just couldn't stop raven about it.
2007-04-03 02:59:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think that you're over shooting the mark. At your stage in the life cycle it's time for Sans-A-Belt comfort. Throw in some white patent leather shoes and you'll make some blue hair happy on the shuffleboard court.
2007-04-02 22:43:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Naw, nothing was funnier (except this ?) than
Ralph Lauren in womens jeans !
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2007-04-02 22:23:07 · answer #5 · answered by Celestial Sh^rk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
2007-04-02 22:22:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha! I just got here and this is my first big laugh of the night! I'm starting off with a smile on my face...............
Thank you! :)
2007-04-02 22:31:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like big butts and i cannot lie....
2007-04-02 22:27:29 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Pardonne Moi♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Where did you ever get a cigarette that big.
2007-04-02 23:20:29 · answer #9 · answered by Ben R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no butts about it,jk,lol
2007-04-02 22:24:43 · answer #10 · answered by bowsgirl1 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋