Please help...:(
2007-04-02 13:16:42 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Birdie, birdie in the sky
Dropped some white stuff in my eye,
I'm a big girl I won't cry,
I'm just glad that cows don't fly.
2007-04-02 13:21:42 · answer #1 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On a tombstone: "I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK" (Anonymous)
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles." ( Ronnie Shakes )
Joke: Things you don't want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
Rover! Come back with that. Bad dog!
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
Hand me that... uh... that uh... that thingy there.
Oh no! Where's my Rolex.
Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before?
There go the lights again!
Ya know, there's big money in kidneys ... and this guy's got two of 'em ...
Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
Could you stop that thing from beating; it's throwing off my concentration.
What's this doing here?
I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
That's cool. Now can you make his leg twitch by pressing that one?!
Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
Sterile schmerile. The floor's clean, right?
OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness.
What do you mean "You want a divorce?!?"
FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
Oh no! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
2007-04-02 20:20:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't give up --- remember that 99% of the things you worry about will never happen, and everything else you can deal with.
Just try and be positive. Do something for YOURSELF, something that makes you happy. And go do it now!! Even if it means putting aside any school work for half an hour, just go an chill.
Remember, you are a SPECIAL person. You can handle ANYTHING if you put your mind to it.
2007-04-02 20:20:38 · answer #3 · answered by Julie Q 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once was a man from Magrass
whose's balls were made from fine brass
so in stormy weather they both clang together
and sparks would fly out of his ***.
Hope this helps
2007-04-02 20:31:19 · answer #4 · answered by dark_dragon_ghost 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had a dream that I was eating two giant marshmellows last night.
And when I woke up this morning, both my pillows were gone!
2007-04-02 20:36:53 · answer #5 · answered by wscarpelli@sbcglobal.net 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the other day i tripped over a trash can!!!
2007-04-02 20:21:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my neighbor says im a bisexual lesbian lol,, what is that
2007-04-02 20:20:57 · answer #7 · answered by joeelliot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
give me your wallet.
2007-04-02 20:20:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋