Have you ever cut.......????

Question

yourself with a butter knife? Oh, my did that hurt.......

Answer 1

No, but me Uncle Alloicious, 'e lives in Lower London 'e does. 'E's out an' about one night and this bloke jumps outter nowheres and says, "Gimme all yeh mooney or I'll give yeh a really bad scratch!" An' 'e's got dis 'ere butter knife - like the kind Gran uses ter butter scones an' such. Poor Uncle Alloicious plotzed right there! 'E woke up 'bout an' hour later or so...the bloody bastard'd scratched 'im up sumthin' fierce. Ah we put some iodine on ter wounds, an' 'e healed up real nice.

The End.

Answer 2

Yes, I did once. The ridges on the butter knife really hurt me. The cut burned like fire. It was not as bad as when I cut the side of my thumb with a sharp knife. The skin was hanging, and I was screaming in pain. It was not all the way in though. Motrin had to be taken to stop the throbbing, and pain. I put fresh Aloe Vera over the cut for a few days, and it actually healed. The cut probably needed one to two stitches, but I made it heal with out the stitches.

Answer 3

Nope. That must have been one sharp butter knife.

Answer 4

No thank goodness--but I have cut myself with a steak knife by accident....not fun

Answer 5

Nope, never done that before. At least it wasn't a steak knife, now that would have been really painful.=)

Answer 6

I second that emotion. I've also done it with a fresh-out-of-the-wax-paper, oil-coated box cutter across the tight-as-a-snare-drum skin on my thigh. It practically made my skin pop like a balloon.

Answer 7

With a butter knife?????

UUm no cant say I have.

A bread knife yes.

Answer 8

Nope.

Answer 9

No, but I once dropped the silverware drawer on my foot.

Answer 10

No. Paring knives and steak knives yes.