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Socks far from my heart and when I got up for anything I would be walking on him.

2007-04-02 12:08:29 · answer #1 · answered by shortansassy 4 · 1 0

A sock, after I put petroleum jelly on me feetsies for the night. And in the morning, I'd make sure to step in a lump of dog crap while fetching the morning paper.

2007-04-02 12:08:16 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

why on earth would i want to wear him as an article of clothing after i got rid of the skunk? he doesn't deserve to come that close to me again, ever!

2007-04-02 12:12:25 · answer #3 · answered by mrs sexy pants 6 · 1 0

I don't have an ex-boyfriend. Matter of fact, I don't have a boyfriend at all!

2007-04-02 12:08:08 · answer #4 · answered by ☼SoccerGirl☼ 4 · 2 0

I plead the 5th amendment

2007-04-02 12:08:51 · answer #5 · answered by diannegoodwin@sbcglobal.net 7 · 0 0

Old raggedy panties and wear them on my period and poot a lot on them.
Gross but thats what he gets.

2007-04-02 12:11:18 · answer #6 · answered by ♦ Phoenix Rising♦ 6 · 1 0

no such clothing item exists

2007-04-02 12:07:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

its not clothing but how about a suppository? Fitting isn't it?

2007-04-02 12:10:37 · answer #8 · answered by nylatinanurse 5 · 0 0

One of those old ratty, stained, panties that I wear when I'm having my period. (Hey, it beats ruining new underwear.)

2007-04-02 12:10:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

A THONG! he can kiss my butt. and he would remember my beautiful a** when we had sex and would miss it! he would suffer.

2007-04-02 12:10:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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