2007-04-02 12:03:16 · 29 answers · asked by ♥LyNz♥ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That's why I change the roll before it's all used up. The partially used rolls go in a drawer next to the toilet. Never run out (unless you don't know about the drawer, but that would only be the guests).
2007-04-02 12:18:05 · answer #1 · answered by OOGLY 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I went to a party one time when I had to Go number 2...It was rocking and at the door they stood knocking....I had just exploded and no freakin toilet paper! So I opened the cloths hamper that was right there and used someones dress sock. I got the blame for using the last of the TP, but I laugh when i think how they probably look high and low for the missing sock..
2007-04-02 19:16:00 · answer #2 · answered by A.J. H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no..but here's my story. i'm in a weight training class with a bunch of retarded (not literally) and rowdy students. i was changing, and one of them took out the rolls from the stalls and wetted them. i was like, "sigh, another day with retards..." and then, i realized that i needed to take a dump. i went there, and did so. it was almost time for class. i reached for the toilet paper, and realized that there was none. my teacher was and still is senile, and he didn't do crud-cookies about my situation. my friend found me a piece of paper towel (from where, i dunno). when i went outside to do my daily chin-up exercises, i found that one of the chin-up bars were splatted with wet toilet paper. guess where it came from. it's really amazing how a wet roll of toilet paper looks when it's splattered across something.
2007-04-02 19:11:34 · answer #3 · answered by sorcpwns of S33k3r C0unc1l 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, that's why God invented Costco. You can buy boxes (BOXES!!) of tp. I haven't run out in years.
It makes it easy for one to have tp's coming out the wazoo. The paper roll at hand has run out? No problem, move your hand wildly in any direction and you'll hit another tp roll.
If course, it helps if you store the tp inside the bathroom.
2007-04-02 19:08:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got pissed at my wife and used the hand towel. I had second thoughts a few minutes later and wisely walked it to the trash can. When asked about it, I blamed the dog.
2007-04-02 19:07:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I usually jump kind of hop, hoping no more cr*p comes out of my a*s and get the toilet paper.
2007-04-02 19:06:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The back side of the curtains works nicely.
2007-04-02 19:10:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, that's why page 57 is missing from my favorite magazine.
2007-04-02 19:09:25 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The hand towel works too.
2007-04-02 19:06:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We keep our toilet paper IN the bathroom.
2007-04-02 19:07:44 · answer #10 · answered by Tazmiamor 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋