Do you make up alternate words to use in place of obscenities? What are your favorite ones?

Question

I'm not talking about putting asterisks in place of letters, I mean completely changing the spelling or sound of the word so you can curse but not have the consequences.

Answer 1

ALL THE TIME!!!!!

My favorite alternate word is bizznichel!! My husband could go on for days with my funny words. I just make up very random words, not always they same thing for a word; just whatever pops into my head. What just popped into my head was bloopy butt. I could use that for something -- well bloopy butt that hurt. Or schnizel log. Just random things that don't sound like anything. I like making up new words. But as mentioned above, my favorite is bizznichel. I give everyone permission to borrow my word.

Answer 2

I have 2 small children and make it a practice to never swear in front of them. Most of the time, if the situation warrants a word I don't want them repeating ie, I stub my toe or the grocery bag breaks- I utter a string of random syllables. For example: Ohgenanamanafergrr. Sometimes humorous, always acceptable.

Answer 3

'Suspenders and stocking tops' works pretty well.

Best of all in my view is if you know some swear words in foreign. There's a great word in Afrikaans which sounds like 'honderpoopooailakey' and means 'a woman with a mouth like a chicken's a*se.' Very satisfying.

Answer 4

I cuss people up one side and down the other while driving; many people here don't really seem to know how to drive.

Then the child came, and it's true what they say about if you say it they'll say it.

This led to names like buttmonkey, dufus, buttwipe, stupidhead, poopyface and some that were even goofier.

Female genitalia are hoo-ha's, and boys have Mr. Winky.
People that annoy us were winky-heads.

Answer 5

Mortarforker

Answer 6

Flippin' hank that's a good question. Bollards, I can't think of a bleedin' thing to say. Oh crud, my brain is munted.

Answer 7

I say something scared the beejeebers out of me.

A friend of mine will say Holy Shiate Moslium, instead of holy sh**...I have no idea where that came from.

Answer 8

Shizz.I think thats kinda obvious.
Flippin.Yeah thats for the f word =)

Answer 9

yeah. in spanish theres the 'PUTA' word, which means whore.
i change it to 'piura'
haha
then theres the eff work which i change to effin, or fudge
or i do what my om does, right before saying a bad word i add 'like _____ says' and say it haha

Answer 10

when i`m out in public, sometimes i substitute the foreign equivalent for that particular word, because not too many people will understand what it is!!!