2007-04-02 09:08:29 · 10 answers · asked by MRS. EVIL GENIUS 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That is SO funny that you ask. I was doing the whole piggy thing with my baby the other day...and I was wondering what the hell was wrong with that piggy! I think he's just a wuss!!!!
2007-04-03 02:19:08 · answer #1 · answered by Full of Id 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because in the piggy family, he was the small, repressed baby of the family who would jump in fright at just about anything. It's really a sad story, that piggy. We tried to help him. Sent him to therapy, assertiveness classes, took him to singles bars, gave him some Red Bull, showed him John Wayne movies...nothing helped.
If I'm not mistaken, he now lives with the owl and the pussycat, and frequently goes to sea in a beautiful pea green boat. He's happier with them I suppose.
That'll do, pig....
2007-04-03 03:21:49 · answer #2 · answered by Mooch 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's usually the piggie you stub on the coffee table.
2007-04-02 09:14:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because he was all set on going to the market, not staying home, buying a slab of roast beef and Bogarting it from his little brother so he could have none.
2007-04-02 09:12:37 · answer #4 · answered by Rod Rod Go 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He saw Deliverance?
2007-04-02 09:12:13 · answer #5 · answered by Iggy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saw his mother turned into bacon...
2007-04-02 09:12:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He heard his uncle was visiting.*
2007-04-02 09:12:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because he went on the jerry springer show with his brothers.LOL!!!!!!!!
2007-04-03 02:52:22 · answer #8 · answered by That Dude 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cause his mommy was tuggin on his toes!!!!!
2007-04-02 09:17:40 · answer #9 · answered by -------- 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cuz it was sad
2007-04-02 09:11:28 · answer #10 · answered by living.deadchick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋