how would you explain yourself?
2007-04-02 07:58:30 · 17 answers · asked by Jaroo 4 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Books & Authors
Some facts about me.
first generation Mexican American
27 still living with parents
6 older siblings
Survived a car crash without a scratch... the car looks like a pancake though
...have no car so I take the bus or walk everywhere. That's how I got bit by dogs twice
I have many compulsive tendancies ie stepping on every other tile.
I'm a stressed out, short, glasses wearing IT professional who can spend hours disscussing sci-fi shows.
I tend to buy expensive things that I have no use for when I'm drunk... ie I don't even play guitar... why did I buy the most expensive amp in the store?
I'm a very sarcastic wiseass
I talk to myself and get caught doing it all the time.
I go overboard on Halloween... which was embarrassing last year when no one else came to work in costume.
I'm a girl who never does anything girly even though I'm straight. ie instead of a purse I carry a single strap backpack everywhere.
I use the fact that I look small and nerdy to my advange. (people never suspect I'm a pool shark.)
Edit: Two more things. I do random extreme things like cut my very long hair extremely short... and by that I mean I took a pair of sissors at home and did it myself.
The second thing is I obsess over a different a weird hobbie every month and then drop it the next month. ie learning Latin or restoring a 1930 Remington typewriter which still doesn't work.
2007-04-02 08:29:59 · answer #1 · answered by philosophersocrates 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
People remember me as a character. They remember my quips for years. Like, what I would do if a girl turned down, I quiped I don't know I never had a girl say no. Don't let size stop you I have seen a hornet put a bull through a barbwire fence when I faced down a bully. When one of my girlfriends caught me arm in arm with her sister, I said " who are you going to believe me or your eyes. The time and ex-husband caught me in bed with his not quit divorced wife and I had to leave her place with all my clothes underneat my arms and walk naked down a long hallway with all the tenents looking and laughing and then appluading me. The time I send the nurses home from a city clinic cause It was a holiday and told them I would cover for them as we had not received any calls and ten minuets early wouldn't hurt. Well someone did call 5 minuets from closing time and I told them they had all left. The person insisted they should still be there as it was a few minuets before closing time. Thinking fast I asked her are you calling from the westside of town. She replied yes. Well I said your on westside standard time and we are on eastside standard time, Oh she said and hung up.
2007-04-02 11:58:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course, I'm a character. I work in a payday loan place by day and write by night. I have seven books published now and am working on my first screenplay.
If that's not eccentric enough, you need to meet my roommate Harry Bones. He's a life-sized medical quality skeleton I use for photography and fun. His last trip out we went barhopping with him dressed as a hooker in a sexy red corset and black skirt. We played pool, drank, and generally entertained people who wanted to know where we got him. "Sometimes you just have to dig up a date."
What's the fun of having a skeleton in the closet if you can't take him out on the town occasionally?
Next time he's a cowboy.
2007-04-02 08:58:03 · answer #3 · answered by loryntoo 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am bright, witty, blueberry bread, old vinyl records, geeky, the hot lazy days of summer, faithful, well-meaning, generous, a piano player, Chopin's Nocturne in E flat major, a golfer, open windows, old library books, a listener, a worrier, motherly, waiting, 3 x 5 index cards, warm, and a green iPod nano filled with Bob Dylan and John Lennon.
2007-04-02 12:00:26 · answer #4 · answered by Liv 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I'm tall, dark and handsome, witha fancy moustache. I eat only chocolate bars and spinach salad. I do pushups and drink milk. The hottest girls sleep with me just to have babies and then I give them 100 dollars and they go away. I have a big sausage and lots of money. I am the new Clooney.
2007-04-02 21:57:44 · answer #5 · answered by C Neg 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is good not to be alone...other females irritate me as well...i hang with guys whenever possible...
I am a nerd but don't look like one (for whatever reason)...
I have lots of quirks but most are not exciting and some have been covered by the other already and the rest are not printable...
2007-04-03 06:00:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think i'm weird.. I like hanging out with boys coz girls irritate me... I'm dating sumone younger than me I intimidate people who are older than me and they still cant get why i'm dating sumone younger... I used to cut myself to relieve stress but stopped last year coz I thought it made me look/ feel pathetic so now I just smoke but cutting will always be my first luv... I luv medication as it can whisk me away into a world where everything I want is possible.. But despite all this I have a stable job and i'm living my life according to no ones expetations and I feel gud with who I am!!!!!!!!!
2007-04-03 00:56:10 · answer #7 · answered by Eza 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Somewhat...
I mostly got over my OCD, not the hand washing part.
I am no like many other guys my age:
in college at 16, and before, in high school I got mainly D's and F's
don't many a large quantity of friends, just quality ones
I am almost always happy ☺
I am very shy around unknown people, yet I tend to be the attraction of all my friends and also very confident
I like super-cute (kawaii) animes
I think ALL the time about stuff and my next choices
When I was young (ie 7 yrs), I would think of stuff many adults do, and many philosophical things and paradoxes
I have never curse around adults or females (besides my cousin)
I don't have many clothes to wear, almost exactly enough clothes to wash and wear. (ie right now, I'm wearing my last pair of briefs, no joke)
I love to climb and jump over things
I saved money my whole life, but now I practically spent it all in these last two years.
I have an extra tear duct in my right eye
I have been in many random accidents as a child.
When in elementary school I did well in school, but always got into trouble and was sent to the office. In middle school and high school I did terrible but almost never got into trouble. In school, I got a suspension from drinking from a water fountain because tey told me not to last year... why?
I switch my favorite color a lot: from blue, to black, to white, to grey (pink is one of my favs)
I have tried many weird combos of food in the past and found them to taste good: a peanut butter and gummy worm sandwich, bugle chips and slushie (yes, I did), many others
I used to always play with my food, and for a long time.
My parents divorce barely even phased me. (many people say it's tough)
Many other things I can't think of >
And if you think I am a character....
My mom is soo #$%!in crazy and insane sometimes, I swear. I don't know anyone else like her.
a few details about her:
grew up in burma, moved with parents of San Fran
always buys stuff and collects stuff, uses the gadget once, then gives it away (not rich either)
she has cleaning sprees every two weeks and so drastic that she takes 1-2 days off from work (one time she overdid it so much that she was sick for three days)
has a massage therapy business at home
She always talks about great deals and buys all the time
a hypocrite
One of my favs: She ALWAYS says that a particulat item she has is "THE BEST", I always mimick her afterwards
Her expressions are always VERY vigorous and intense
She has enough quirks to make your head spin, litterally, I mean it!
And my step-brother: although only at the age of seven, he has so many strange things about him. I can't even begin, but if you knew him, you would think he's so crazy. One thing that comes to my mind, he meows, makes dophin noise, and gun-fire noises at random. Before, when we used to tell him to swallow him food, he would just pat his throat. He also asks people if they know about things he just found out, and it gets really annoying. He's really funny, like laugh AT him funny because he has a strange personality and almost the exact opposite of his brother.
I'm not exaggerating anything either.
Sorry this is soo long ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ SMILES!!
2007-04-02 13:57:19 · answer #8 · answered by McWalmart 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, I make charecters (I write stories).Lol Don't say ewwwww like a per*v.
Kind of. I would be the author/actress in a amazing story.
2007-04-02 10:07:02 · answer #9 · answered by Puppy Love! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't do it! But the pink elephant defeated the unicorn in a duel.
2007-04-02 08:06:39 · answer #10 · answered by Tamug01 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋