A Jewish man sits next to two Arab men on a flight from New York to Miami. The Jewish man kicks off his shoes. Meanwhile, one of the Arabs says he would like a coke. Since he was by the aisle, the Jewish man says, "I'll get it for you," and goes off in his stockinged feet. While he was gone, one of the Arab men spit into the Jewish fellow's left shoe. Later, the other Arab man says that he too would like a coke, and the Jewish man goes off to fetch it. This time, his right shoe gets spitted into.
As the flight was ending, the Jewsih man slid his shoes back on and through his socks, he felt the squishiness. He immediately figured out what had happened and exclaimed, "When will it end!!?? When will all this enmity cease, the hatred, the anger, the spitting in shoes and the pissing in coca cola!!??"
2007-04-02 06:39:24 · 7 answers · asked by starfish 3 in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ Lebanon
LOOOL - Good 1.
2007-04-02 16:56:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Good 1...lol
thanks for sharing
2007-04-03 01:28:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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*breathes in..breathes out*
thanks thats a great one !!
2007-04-03 06:57:30 · answer #3 · answered by fatma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very nice looool
2007-04-03 05:35:38 · answer #4 · answered by Reasonable 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA FUNNY ONE!
How can one pee in a bottle!?? Thats really sick isn't it?
2007-04-03 03:18:07 · answer #5 · answered by Smutty 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAAHA, Nice one, LOOOOOOOOOL, Good one star :D greater than my jokes :D
2007-04-03 00:19:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha. Nice joke, I like it. Thanks for sharing. Some more please.
2007-04-03 03:26:52 · answer #7 · answered by Zain 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋