Has someone else's question ever sparked a memory for you that made you laugh?

Question

I just answered a question about doing something illegal by telling the story of the time when I was seventeen and me and some friends got arrested for public intoxication and were taken to jail to wait for our parents to come get us. We were all put in one big holding cell to wait except my one friend Nick who was put in a cell by himself because he kept demanding conjugal visits.

Answer 1

Haha... that's so funny! I've got quite a few juvenile delinquent stories not unlike this one.

My friend and I snuck out of my parent's house one night... we had a couple beers in us... (here comes the stupid part) - we decided it'd be a good idea tp take my dad's truck for a drive over to her sister's house... so we roll my dad's truck out of the driveway so my 'rents couldn't hear it start and we were going to start it in the street and speed away - only the damn thing wouldn't start and we couldn't roll it back into the incline of the driveway. We were stuck in the middle of the street on the outskirts of town. I didn't know what to do... then the cop drives up behind me and puts his lights on. Did I mention I was 15 and didn't even have a permit? I jumped outta the truck and said, "Hey officers - my friend and I were just trying to decide if we wanted to go home yet... THEY REALLY DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING, and got back into their vehicle but SLOWLY drove away watching us. I finally realized the effer was still in neutral - that's why it didn't start. I threw the thing in park, started it, and peeled away to my friend's sister's place. We got there - she wasn't there, and we drove back to my 'rents house, parked the truck and snuck back in. Probably the closest I've ever come to being arrested. Stupid teenagers... God forbid my daughter is ever half as bad as I was.

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Yes

Answer 4

Yeah, Anon e Mouse just asked one about Little Debbie Snack cakes. That sparked a whole bunch of memories for me from my childhood. Strange that snack cakes could be my touchstone to the past.

Answer 5

Almost every day!

Especially the one's about snacks, songs and television shows from my childhood.

By the way, loved the conjugal visit demands!

Answer 6

oh yeah,
might have been you ;)

and , you did it again

anyways

I was taken to jail for driving on a suspended license in Pleasant Hill, CA. Anyway, the judge cited and released me. (this was in the mid 1980's)
but
There was another warrant. In Pittsburg (CA)

I protested, to no avail. "I've never been pulled over in Pittsburg!" I lived there, but had never been pulled over or had any ticket there.

my protests fell on deaf ears. I was taken to a holding cell on a 90 degree day where there were maybe 30 people, there was no air conditioning, and I was one of two caucasians---kinda scary, but everybody was in the same boat, and we all got along in a polite kind of way. the black dudes actually went out of their way to be nice to us. thanks, guys...

So, I get chained to two men, one on each side, and we go to court. long wait---other things are more important ---and then we go before the Judge. he deals with the only other white guy first---the tattooed guy chained to my left. meth, high-speed chase, resisting arrest, endangering the public, syringes, old warrants---the judge had met this guy before. No bail.

then the judge deals with the guy on my right. "You sir, are charged, with the murder, of another human being..."

he seemed like a nice guy to me...anyways, later I found out who he'd been accused of killing, and I happened to know the assho=e that he'd supposedly killed, and I totally understood how that might have happened, but anyways.

judge looks at me, chained between the murderer and the tweek, and says, "And now we come to the case of the unlicensed dog."

can't describe how I felt then, but I have never felt it before or since.

Yeah, old herman, of blessed memory, had not been fixed, was way horny, there was a lady friend in heat, he got a ticket, and I did not pay it.

So I confessed.

the judge says, "Time served, get out of here" his exact words, and I raised my arms, which were attached to other arms, and said---"But I can't"

I can smile now, but it was, like totally NOT FUNNY

Answer 7

ever seen Nell?
well in the younger days when my friends and I first started out (smoking the Mary j) we watched it and joked about it a lot it was hilarious.
My nephew 11months (you know where i am going)
every time he opens his mouth i am dying laughing, my sister is getting upset. I just tell her that he is just funny.
Oh those were the days.
Chickey, chickey, nay, nay,
I holla ;}

Answer 8

oh yes. The memories just keeps coming back.

Answer 9

LOL! That's funny.(your friend Nick)
Yes,that has happened to me.

Answer 10

All the time. My friends think im MEGA weird