any facts? all i know is "Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean."
2007-04-01 17:25:36 · 23 answers · asked by Fia 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
horrible actor
2007-04-01 17:28:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha-ha...LOVED your Amelia Earhart remark. I saw Chuck on a talk show once and he was quoting his brother (who was a decorated Viet Nam veteran) about actual combat experience. Chuck never saw a lick of real military engagement. He's an accomplished martial arts fighter but is just an actor/faker who talks a good fight. I respect his mastery of an ART but I don't take him too seriously as a warrior in the true meaning of the word.
2007-04-02 00:33:54 · answer #2 · answered by ckswife 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris was in one of the Bruce Lee movies when he was younger, he didn't copy Master Lee. He was a good fighter and competitor that found a way to make a living from what he knew best.
2007-04-02 00:50:23 · answer #3 · answered by moonlightnroses2005 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31 to April 2 because NOBODY FOOLS CHUCK NORRIS!
2007-04-02 00:30:19 · answer #4 · answered by northstar789 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
once chuck norris ate 4 turtles and when he pooped them out they are now what we know as the teenaged mutant ninja turtles... oh and when they are filming walker, texas ranger they ahve to inject 10 times the lethal dose of elephant traquilizer so he doesent kill the people he is beating up
2007-04-02 00:30:27 · answer #5 · answered by i like tacobell 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He was on the tv show Walker Texas Ranger and he promotes that total gym thing...o and he has a house in St. Marten the island in the caribbean
2007-04-02 00:28:24 · answer #6 · answered by msX 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris is so cool he is the most amazing i cant even describe he is the best and better than anyone he can eat so many kfc bowls and join me in the fight against emo!
2007-04-02 00:28:25 · answer #7 · answered by radioflyer 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, you want "those" kind of facts:
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
ENOUGH? ................ MORE? .......................... OK!
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris once lined up to kick the winning field goal of a high school football game. When the football went flat, he persuaded the referees to let him kick the field goal with a 3 month old child. Chuck roundhoused kicked the baby 60 yards through the uprights and then proceeded to bang every girl in the stadium.
The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot-outs. When a director once said he couldn't, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris," and roundhouse kicked him in the face.
Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.
In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation, Chuck Norris can be seen powering the USS Enterprise warp drive with his roundhouse kicks.
OK, I'm tired so I'm leaving. You want more i did have two site but could only find the one these came from.
Maybe people will learn not to ask for such tings. People like me might just give them to you.
2007-04-02 00:54:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
There is not a chin underneath his beard, just another fist.
His left leg is "law", his right leg is "justice".
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
2007-04-02 00:28:13 · answer #9 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris's tears could cure cancer... too bad he's never cried
2007-04-02 00:28:35 · answer #10 · answered by Jerrica Starlight 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
man chuck norris is a stud!
id marry thaat guy!
hottie!
lol
Im a chuck Norris Lover!
2007-04-02 00:27:59 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋