Pop star Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have reached a settlement in their divorce. Federline will walk away with 1 million dollars and Britney will retain full ownership of the voices in her head.
2007-04-01 13:43:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Today, President Bush apologized for the shoddy conditions at Walter Reed Army Medical Center and promised the problems will be fixed in time for the war with Iran.
Two of Anna Nicole Smith's diaries have been sold for more than $500,000. It’s being said the diaries may hold the answer to the burning question that has vexed Smith's fans for years; did she have any coherent thoughts?
Jessica Simpson showed up in a Mexican border city to donate a new minivan to an orphanage. Angelina Jolie showed up minutes later, filled up the minivan, and drove off into the sunset with nine new children.
2007-04-01 13:45:47 · update #1
Iranian President Ahmadinejad is expected to arrive in NYC late Friday. In exchange, New York is sending Iran two delusional megalomaniacs to be named later.
2007-04-01 13:47:11 · update #2
Saddam Hussein's former Vice President was hanged for crimes against humanity earlier today. You know you’re irreverent in Iraqi politics when your hanging doesn’t even make YouTube.
2007-04-01 13:48:47 · update #3
The release of Guns N' Roses' "Chinese Democracy" album has once again been postponed. With years of setbacks and no end in sight, Axle is now changing the ablum's name to “Iraq Democracy”.
2007-04-01 13:51:42 · update #4
First one, and last one did it for me.
2007-04-01 13:55:54 · answer #1 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm not that fond of any of them. Are you trimming down your material or do you write them for fun? I've always wondered where jokes like these come from. By all means keep trying. Pop culture jokes are very very tricky. Watch late night TV and you'll see that many of them fall flat because the individuals in the joke are already comical caricatures of themselves.
2007-04-01 14:28:41 · answer #2 · answered by jack jagger 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Britney one.
2007-04-01 13:59:10 · answer #3 · answered by b97st 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, none of those is doing it for me, maybe I'm tired or something. Pop culture jokes have to be super funny to get a smile out of me.
2007-04-01 13:54:14 · answer #4 · answered by eggman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think i like the saddam one. But most of them were pretty lame
2007-04-01 14:18:04 · answer #5 · answered by shortmalla234 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can see the wit, but if I'm honest none gets my goat!
2007-04-01 13:52:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are all pretty rubbish to be honest. Don't give up your day job!
2007-04-01 21:08:40 · answer #7 · answered by joby 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Last one, It's true
2007-04-01 13:52:53 · answer #8 · answered by Castle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
None of them are funny.
2007-04-01 14:27:09 · answer #9 · answered by holly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first one
lol
2007-04-01 14:26:06 · answer #10 · answered by marinarafat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋