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wine, what wine, where the hell did I dine?

2007-04-01 13:25:28 · 15 answers · asked by flipdout2 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

15 answers

The policeman signals to an car driver to pull over to the side of the road, due to the fact that he appears to be driving erratically. He says to the driver, "You appear to have been drinking!"

The driver answers, "No sir, I am just tired."

The policeman looks into the car and notices that the driver is a priest! He also notices that there is an empty bottle on the floor. He says to the driver, "What is, or should I say was in this bottle?

The driver answers, "Water!"

The policeman says, "It is not, it's wine!"

The driver looks up to the heavens and says, "Oh Lord, you have done it again!"

2007-04-01 13:32:52 · answer #1 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 1 0

Try the table on the patio.
Red wine from La Ribera del Duero.

2007-04-01 13:31:06 · answer #2 · answered by Lost. at. Sea. 7 · 1 0

Red Wine is So divine I want more yes more o how I adore this Red Wine of Mine!

2007-04-01 13:30:27 · answer #3 · answered by Love Me Tender* 4 · 1 0

On the sublime, I had a nice merlot wine.

2007-04-01 13:28:48 · answer #4 · answered by Guess Who 6 · 1 0

McDonalds.

2007-04-01 13:30:17 · answer #5 · answered by James! 3 · 1 0

You sure seemed to like it when you were drinking it.Don't you remember the boat, the candles, the roses? You did have too much didn't you.

2007-04-01 13:30:37 · answer #6 · answered by sarge 6 · 1 0

On the Rhine

2007-04-01 13:27:33 · answer #7 · answered by Lov'n IT! 7 · 1 0

yours, red wine, at his house.

2007-04-01 13:29:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Is your dad Dr Seusse?

2007-04-01 13:28:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

the olive garden, white zinfandel..

2007-04-01 13:27:50 · answer #10 · answered by Felix 7 · 1 0

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