2007-04-01 11:52:05 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, i missed 60 minutes!
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the ocean the whales start singing, "We are family!"
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to EVERYBODY!
2007-04-01 11:55:12 · answer #1 · answered by ~ B_e_K_z ~ 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
My momma is not your momma and since my momma is not your momma, your momma is a test tube in the medical examiner's office to determine if some momma is genetically attached to genes to identify who's your momma but the DNA of the area ladies of the night is too extensive for instant results.
2007-04-01 19:01:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma and I baked some chocolate chip cookies yesterday. They were soo warm and delicious. We called you to come down and have some but, you were busy. On Yahoo Answers or something.
2007-04-01 18:58:26 · answer #3 · answered by LostSock 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No yo momma...
Yo momma so poor...When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo momma so short, she models for trophys.
Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, "Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!"
Yo momma so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare!
Yo momma is like a racing car...chick burned four rubbers in one night.
Yo momma like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!
2007-04-01 20:11:00 · answer #4 · answered by dolphin_heart19 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yo Momma's house is so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
2007-04-01 18:58:58 · answer #5 · answered by kmv 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is the best momma in the whole wide world.
2007-04-01 18:54:49 · answer #6 · answered by Speedy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma so dumb, someone told her it was chilly outside, and she went to get a spoon!
2007-04-01 18:55:51 · answer #7 · answered by ♦ Phoenix Rising♦ 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
My Momma is so nice!
Everyone loves her!
2007-04-01 18:57:54 · answer #8 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so fat, she put on a Malcolm X T-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her
2007-04-01 18:58:00 · answer #9 · answered by LoverOfQT 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My momma whud whup yo momma. ( no she wouldn't, just kidding)
2007-04-01 18:58:05 · answer #10 · answered by Pat C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋