What is the best use for a bowling ball besides bowling?

Answer 1

Some people might say gardening because I see an awful lot of them around here in people's flower beds unless.......maybe they are growing them for profit. Are bowling balls good cash crops?

Answer 2

chop it in two scoop out center and use it as a really heavy bowl
stick your fingers in the holes , eat a lot , gain weight , enough that your fingers swell and you cant take them out and call it a finger trap
use it as a practice piece for carving a statue
add a chain strap it to your foot and use it as a ball and chain
add to two other bowling balls and learn how to be the only person in the world that juggles bowling balls and charge extrordinary amounts of money to have people watch your act
put a stick in th e holes of two bowling balls instant weights to lift fo r great exercise
paint it yellow add eyes and mouth have the world's heaviest smiley face
scoop out center , slap it on a stick, put it in the ground for a luxury bird hotel
carry it around in your arms all day as a conversational ice breaker so people will talk to you about why you are carrying a bowling ball around a lot
carefully enlarge the holes and put on a pole to be used as for a mailbox

Answer 3

When I was a kid, my best friend had a german sheperd that carried a bowling ball around the yard using his teeth.

Answer 4

Make a gazing ball out of it using tile mosaics

Answer 5

Use it to bash mailboxes with or drop on car windshields.
Of course I've never done that, but I saw it on a movie once called dazed and confused.

Answer 6

Richard Gere used it as a murder weapon in one of his movies. I was so disturbed by that scene, I shut off the movie.

Answer 7

Cannon fodder in case you run out of shot.

Answer 8

wacking your boyfriend over the head with after hes cheated

Answer 9

Dropping them from large heights rates pretty well in my book.

Answer 10

When the people down stairs piss you off, boucnce it on the floor!