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I know that next time I am at the bar sitting next to an ant that is intent on getting drunk, I am going to make sure I am sitting to its left. I am tired of drunk ants falling in my lap. They get so sloppy when they drink.

2007-04-01 10:47:16 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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When ants evolve enough to start taking over the world, I'll employ this tidbit of information to get as many of 'em as I can stinking drunk and make sure that, to their right, is Niagara Falls.

2007-04-01 11:05:54 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0 1

I'll have to make sure that next time I;m on the Titanic that I'm to the left of the ant so that when it falls into the water it will save me when I land on it =]

2007-04-01 17:50:52 · answer #2 · answered by Baby #1 due 8/14/08! 2 · 0 1

Thanks for the information! I'm currently planning a war against the ant people and this new info will come in handy. I can't say exactly how i will be using this against the ants...I've already said too much. The ants are everywhere.
viva la revolution!!

2007-04-01 17:57:49 · answer #3 · answered by Muse1984 aka MayaRose 4 · 0 1

I will access this information on a need to know basis,which will include the frequenting of that Bar you attend..I anxiously await your next enlightening information,classifying any obtained under "TOP SECRET"....10-4,I'm out.

2007-04-01 17:55:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Next time I get drunk. I'm going to lean left.

2007-04-01 17:58:18 · answer #5 · answered by Smarty Pants™ 7 · 0 1

I plan to protest the abuse of perfectly good alcohol being given to ants!!

2007-04-01 17:51:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

invite one to a party and have some fun

2007-04-01 18:01:35 · answer #7 · answered by Einstein 7 · 0 1

And here I always thought that they DROWNED in the booze!

2007-04-01 17:51:52 · answer #8 · answered by pat z 7 · 0 1

try it on cows and humans and other animals

2007-04-01 17:50:24 · answer #9 · answered by booyah™ 7 · 0 1

I'll use it very carefully.

2007-04-01 17:50:02 · answer #10 · answered by ericscribener 7 · 0 1

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