If Bush were given powers like superman what would happen?

Question

The longest, spunkiest answer gets the poins, not too long pls

Answer 1

He would make BLAIR robin and together they
could save the world from the terrorists

Answer 2

1) All of Iran's nuclear facilities would mysteriously blow up.

2) That disgusting little midget from North Korea would get a free ride into the "wild blue yonder", but not necessarily any assistance getting back down.

3) France would very quickly stop being arrogant. (wow, I didn't realize we were giving Bush god-like powers!!)

4) A sweaty and trembling Hugo Chavez would hastily call a televised press conference in which he refers to Bush, as "The great, wise and admired leader", and "My dearest and most esteemed friend".

5) Millions of enraged Cubans would overpower Castro's guards and rip him apart, limb by limb.

6) Once a week, Bush would use his super breath powers to drive away the smog over Los Angeles.

7) The UN would be turned into a shopping mall.

8) Certain bloggers on Yahoo! Answers would find other ways to spend their time.

Answer 3

First, who knows what ANYONE would do if given Supermanp-like powers. However, if rhetoric is any indication, here's what he might do:

Cut dividend, capital gains, and business and personal income tax rates down to zero and watch productivity, entrepreneurship and charitable activity explode.

He would declare the United States a pro-life state and encourage the biggest free-market expansion of child care and orphanage centers ever known.

He would privatize Social Security and Medicare, changing it from a Ponzi pyramid scheme to a free-market, positive return making asset allocation exercise; at the same time, he would sell off some federal lands to pay for this transition so the baby-boomers and those currently in retirement wouldn't get squeezed.

Answer 4

He would probably accidently blow up all the books with laser vision because he was so pissed off he couldnt read them.

Everyone would think when they saw him fly,"OH MY GOD ITSTHE FLYING RETARD!"

When ever he went to his oil wells to enspect them he would have to think real hard so the secert service would say,"sir step back from the oil well" to prevent from blowing it up

Also texas stake house would reign supream and country music would be played everywhere

Answer 5

I would want the person who "gave" him that power to "give" me the power of all 9 Supreme Court Justices.

Answer 6

He would be flying, forced to accompany death, riding and whispering on his back,. all across that 354 mile desert from Kuwait to Baghdad. Ten times a day.

Answer 7

Bush would have trouble changing into his costume. We'd see him screaming, "I'm Superman!! Don't you see this red 'S' on my chest??" And, someone's gonna yell back, "Yeah, and I'm gonna give you a red 'S' and a black eye if you don't get out of that phone booth!" -RKO- 04/01/07

Answer 8

The would appoint other retarded people as ruler of nations and bestow super powers unto them...There would be a retarded super-power wourld which would then implode upon itself.

Answer 9

Not sure what would happen, but know what he would look like

http://crash.neotope.com/images/superbush.jpg


http://www.lecornichon.qc.ca/monaerik/elem/photocaricatures/politique_etrangere/pages/51-superbush.html

Answer 10

he doesn't?


OMG



then, Lex "clinton" Luther wasn't a bad guy after all.