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2007-04-01 08:13:56 · 14 answers · asked by martinlh 4 in Science & Mathematics Astronomy & Space

Don't forget, today is April 1st.

2007-04-01 08:40:18 · update #1

14 answers

Build a big fence around your house, and get ready to charge admission! you've struck it rich, baby!

2007-04-01 08:51:44 · answer #1 · answered by dylan k 3 · 1 0

Let me guess, April Fool's? I saw this one coming. The comet would probably smash the earth.

April fools tip: April fools work even better in september

2007-04-01 16:11:17 · answer #2 · answered by Alex B 1 · 0 0

You can make a bunch of nice press-papiers with it.
Before that, use an alien-repellent spray from your local store,cause once that a comet had crashed into my house,I had found some very dangerous-looking glowing green eggs on it.

2007-04-01 17:04:03 · answer #3 · answered by tzanak 1 · 0 0

claim comet, then sell to nasa
dont call ur insurance company...they won't cover...
and the comet shouldn't have made that big of a hole either
so its ok, besides u might b able to sell for alot of money! =)
Happy APRIL FOOLS DAY! LOL

2007-04-01 16:38:12 · answer #4 · answered by Asian Pride ^^ 1 · 0 0

Call the insurance company and claim it was a BIG hail stone.

After you get the money from them, add some germs to it and call National Enquirer to sell them the story of "Life from Outer Space"

:-P

2007-04-01 16:58:27 · answer #5 · answered by finsfancb 2 · 0 0

Claim ownership and sell it to NASA for money to cover repairs, because no insurance company will cover "comet damage".

2007-04-01 15:46:59 · answer #6 · answered by Mercury 4 · 0 0

I am pretty sure ur lying becuz a comet would just burn up be4
it hit ur house.

2007-04-01 15:36:52 · answer #7 · answered by Brad 3 · 0 0

Hi. Pull yourself together.

2007-04-01 15:16:27 · answer #8 · answered by Cirric 7 · 0 0

You must be a time traveler because you are dead.

2007-04-01 15:53:33 · answer #9 · answered by donbro31 1 · 0 0

I was about to answer this lol...almost got me there(almost)

2007-04-01 15:58:45 · answer #10 · answered by How To Save A Life 2 · 0 0

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