i spent 4 years in art school studying under jose picasso, so why can i only draw myself dancing with cheese?

Question

should i ask for a refund of my tuition money?

Answer 1

You studied under the wrong Picasso, Pablo. Jose' Picasso like his famous grandfather, was a cubist. But he took it one step further. He painted and drew cubes of delicious cheddar cheese. It was a slice of still life. After awhile, the cubes of cheese began to take on a life unto themselves. Visions of cheese cubes began to dance in his head, and eventually it became a kinetic art form. This transformed into the now cult like experience of cheese dancing which is extremely popluar in many third world countries where cheese is the only lactic food available. In fact, in Albania and Bulgaria cheese is so popular that vehicles run on cheese wheels in the standard 13/165 and 15/195 sizes. Every year people celebrate cheese in a raucous festival of cheese dancing where virgin cows are sacrificed. So, drawing yourself dancing with cheese is perfectly normal, and in fact will be the title of a new movie starring with Kevin Costner.

Answer 2

If you want to be an artist, instead of working at the cheese sandwich factory and go to art school and maybe study some Jose Picasso would be my educated guess!

Answer 3

Your troubles are just beginning. Expect a series of bumps in your road. These will include hair loss, magenta corn husks, and a screeching Pomeranian named Phillip II of Spain. trust me, you will look back with fondness upon your days of queso bailando. You will know that the end of your travails is near when you are visited by a foot fetishist dressed as Kip of Big Boy fame.

Answer 4

Drawing yourself with cheese that’s a great accomplishment in art history. No artist ever done that!! You’ll see that your paintings will soon be worth millions of dollars!!!

Answer 5

You chose the wrong Picasso

Answer 6

just because you study it doesnt mean that you have a great talent for it..maybe you didnt have good teachers there. i dont think you can ask for a refund on tuition=(

Answer 7

Gosh really? I studied with Jimmy Bob Monet and I can only paint emus on stilts. I think you should move to Iceland to find yourself.

Answer 8

You must not have paid enough attention or tuition. You get what you pay for.

Answer 9

You should have spent more time at your easel, instead of under jose.

Answer 10

This is the twilight zone...everyone wasting their points when I need them! Although I checked yours, and congrats on your high levels.