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My girlfriend was complaining to me that every time she goes to the pub she gets 'retards' hitting on her all the time..She asked me why....

So i told her to look in the mirror.................

2007-04-01 05:31:36 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

35 answers

I would have slapped you (sorry!)

2007-04-01 06:19:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yes you did. If it was me I'd have punched your lights out and you'd be looking for a new girlfriend to talk nasty to.

Hey, you asked. I have to ask you - a slap in the coupon? I've never heard that one before.

2007-04-01 05:35:54 · answer #2 · answered by Nightlight 6 · 1 0

Jesus, never tell them the truth, man! It's like the "Does my **** look big in this?" question, there's no way of giving an honest answer without getting a slap. That's Day 1 of Man School!

2007-04-01 05:38:06 · answer #3 · answered by Voight-Kampff 3 · 2 0

Lol when are going to learn.. you Always deserve a slap in the face. Get used to it sugar.. besides your a man.. you can handle it ;) xx

2007-04-01 07:59:11 · answer #4 · answered by Kate 5 · 1 0

well yes i do think you desreved a slap for that your supposed to think your girlfreind is gorgeous and the best looking girl around or at least make her fell that way.

2007-04-01 05:38:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Who's the fairest of them all?
Not your girlfriend, obviously!
But YOU
(judging by your avatar)

2007-04-01 13:59:47 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1 0

Typical Scots complaint " foot n Mouth "

2007-04-01 05:40:54 · answer #7 · answered by El Lobo 4 · 1 0

She slapped you because you told her retard on hitting on her because they think she's retarded too? Oh man! LOL

2007-04-01 05:35:22 · answer #8 · answered by Nerds Rule! 6 · 2 0

Ha! That is fabulous....If she doesn't have a sense of humor, dump her, she always has a fan base at the pub!!

2007-04-01 05:36:06 · answer #9 · answered by hmm..imthinking 3 · 2 0

Good For You She Asked For It.

2007-04-01 05:35:29 · answer #10 · answered by Ollie 7 · 2 0

yes you deserved it. i would have given you more than a slap

2007-04-01 05:50:34 · answer #11 · answered by cheekybluebed 6 · 2 0

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