Yup !!
How much is the little doggie in the window....
Ruff...ruff...!!!
and Beautiful...beautiful brown eyes...!!!...AND.......
Oh, dear, what can the matter be,
Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavatory;
They were there from Sunday till Saturday,
Nobody knew they were there.
The first old lady was old Mrs. Hender,
She came in to fix up a broken suspender,
That somehow got caught around masculine gender,
But nobody knew she was there.
Oh, dear, what can the matter be,
Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavatory;
They were there from Sunday till Saturday,
Nobody knew they were there.
The next to come in was Penelope Pin,
Sure she only came in for a personal whim.
But she got her *** caught between the bowl and the brim,
And nobody knew she was there.
Oh, dear, what can the matter be,
Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavatory;
They were there from Sunday till Saturday,
Nobody knew they were there.
The next old lady was old Mrs. Shafer,
She looked 'round the room, there was no toilet paper;
All she could find was a brick layer's scraper,
Covered all over with 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and....
Oh, dear, what can the matter be,
Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavatory;
They were there from Sunday till Saturday,
Nobody knew they were there.
The next old lady was Betty Ann Bruster,
She sat on the handle and she thought someone goosed her.
She said, Oh, my God! This don't feel like it used to,
But nobody knew she was there.
Oh, dear, what can the matter be,
Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavatory;
They were there from Sunday till Saturday,
Nobody knew they were there.
The fifth old lady was Harriet Humphrey,
She sat on the toilet and made her self comfy;
When she tried to get up she couldn't get her bum free,
And nobody knew she was there.
Oh, dear, what can the matter be,
Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavatory;
They were there from Sunday till Saturday,
Nobody knew they were there.
The sixth old lady was old Mrs. Barrette,
She shoved in a quarter to the bathroom she started;
What a waste of a quarter 'cause she only farted,
And nobody knew she was there.
Oh, dear, what can the matter be,
Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavatory;
They were there from Sunday till Saturday,
Nobody knew they were there.
The last old lady was old Mrs. Mason,
The toilet was full so she used the basin,
And that was the water that I washed my face in,
'Cause I didn't know she was there.
Oh, dear, what can the matter be,
Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavatory;
They were there from Sunday till Saturday,
Nobody knew they were there.
They were there from Sunday 'till Saturday,
Nobody knew they were there.
####.... Author unknown. Arranged by Anchors Away of Rocky Harbour, NL (Stay The Course) ....####
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Chorus:
[D] Oh, dear, what can the matter be,
[A] Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavatory;
[D] They were there from Sunday till Saturday,
[A] Nobody knew they were [D] there.
The first old lady was old Mrs. Hender,
She [A] came in to fix up a broken suspender,
That [D] somehow got caught around masculine gender,
But [A] nobody knew she was [D] there.
Chorus:
[D] Oh, dear, what can the matter be,
[A] Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavatory;
[D] They were there from Sunday till Saturday,
[A] Nobody knew they were [D] there.
The next to come in was Penelope Pin,
Sure she [A] only came in for a personal whim.
But she [D] got her *** caught between the bowl and the brim,
And [A] nobody knew she was [D] there.
Chorus:
[D] Oh, dear, what can the matter be,
[A] Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavatory;
[D] They were there from Sunday till Saturday,
[A] Nobody knew they were [D] there.
The next old lady was old Mrs. Shafer,
She [A] looked 'round the room, there was no toilet paper;
[D] All she could find was a brick layer's scraper,
[A] Covered all over with [D] 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and..
Chorus:
[D] Oh, dear, what can the matter be,
[A] Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavatory;
[D] They were there from Sunday till Saturday,
[A] Nobody knew they were [D] there.
The next old lady was Betty Ann Bruster,
She [A] sat on the handle and she thought someone goosed her.
She [D] said, Oh, my God! This don't feel like it used to,
But [A] nobody knew she was [D] there.
Chorus:
[D] Oh, dear, what can the matter be,
[A] Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavatory;
[D] They were there from Sunday till Saturday,
[A] Nobody knew they were [D] there.
The fifth old lady was Harriet Humphrey,
She [A] sat on the toilet and made her self comfy;
When she [D] tried to get up she couldn't get her bum free,
And [A] nobody knew she was [D] there.
Chorus:
[D] Oh, dear, what can the matter be,
[A] Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavatory;
[D] They were there from Sunday till Saturday,
[A] Nobody knew they were [D] there.
The sixth old lady was old Mrs. Barrette,
She [A] shoved in a quarter to the bathroom she started;
What a [D] waste of a quarter 'cause she only farted,
And [A] nobody knew she was [D] there.
Chorus:
[D] Oh, dear, what can the matter be,
[A] Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavatory;
[D] They were there from Sunday till Saturday,
[A] Nobody knew they were [D] there.
The last old lady was old Mrs. Mason,
The [A] toilet was full so she used the basin,
And [D] that was the water that I washed my face in,
'Cause [A] I didn't know she was [D] there.
Chorus:
[D] Oh, dear, what can the matter be,
[A] Seven old ladies got stuck in the lavatory;
[D] They were there from Sunday till Saturday,
[A] Nobody knew they were [D] there.
They were there from Sunday 'till Saturday,
[A] Nobody knew they were [D] there.
~ Chords contributed by Bob Dumais ~
2007-04-01 06:46:49
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