OK, a little fun for a Sunday afternoon....Room 101 style?

Question

OK, so, if you could place five things into Room 101, to be gone for all eternity, what would they be any why?

Mine would be;

1. Weetabix....foul, disgusting slop that purports to be good for you, the way it goes soft within seconds, but if left any length of time, goes rock hard in the bowl is just beyond belief, if thats what it does in the bowl, what does it do to your insides? Its inside you a lot longer than it takes to go rack hard in the bowl!

2. Clothes with large and oversized buttons...simply gross

3. Bad drivers, especially drivers that don't wear seatbelts, dangle one arm out of the window, chew gum, talk on the mobile while steering with one arm and their knee...arghhhh!

4. Daily quiz shows featuring 80's styled presenters such as Noel Edmonds......

5. Ricky Gervais, simply because he's a supercillious little pillock and his leering look simply gives me the creeps

Answer 1

5 things...ok.

1.Men with big teeth who wonder why you dont look them in the face when you talk to them. Hello? Can you even see me over those things?

2. Courtney Leonard..thats the b itch that was my good friend until me and my husband divorced...now shes getting my sloppy..and I do mean SLOPPY seconds..enjoy c unt!

3. People who try to get out of paying for things. I work at a very nice resort and I have never seen so many people ***** and complain about the stupidest things to get a discount. 80% of the people who walk in here have squeaky asses!

4. Any man that has ever hit a woman who did not deserve to be hit..all them mother
f uckers can rot in hell...

5. And last but not least..those damn brakes on semi's that when you perfectly relaxed going down the hwy, they hit that s hit and you s hit yourself! Get rid of em'.

Wow! I feel so clean now! HAHA! Thanks!

Answer 2

5. Overtime. I think it's such a load of crap! It's not fair that there are so many unemployed people in this world, yet these frickin' old school guys are going in an horrendous number of hours making double and even triple time plus meals, travel, bank time, etc. Don't employers realize that there are spouses and children left at home, alone, for YEARS cumulatively? My kids would like to spend more time with their father, but oh my god there's OVERTIME to be had!

4. Mosquitos. Enough said.

3. Anything that runs on fossil fuel. Anything and everything that cannot be powered by a renewable, clean-burning energy source. Buh-bye!

2. Educators who utilize the Bell Curve. It's a terrific tool for those who have below-average marks. They get a grade boost without so much as lifting a finger. Or, more importantly, a book. But why should MY mark be dropped to make the stupid lazy oafs who can't cut it look better? I'm an adult student, I need every single mark I strive for, studying with three little kids running around while some 18 year old party animal smokes weed, drinks brewskies like they were water, and now looks awesome for mommy and daddy who pay for everything. FACK!

1. Ann Coulter.

Answer 3

1) English - it's an illogical language that is compiled from hundred of other languages.

2) War - there are no winners, only losers so what's the piont in trying

3) Exams - Well most students hate them, and teachers and markers begudge marking them.

4) Poverty - because it is not fair that some people should have everything while others have nothing

5) Disease - I hate being ill, unfortunately we would have no need for sick days, so to compensate we only have a 4day working week.

Answer 4

LOL Ok i'll do this:

1-CIGARETTES- Smoking is a disgusting habit and is really bad for your health

2-ILLEGAL DRUGS- they cause too mauch pain and damage in this world

3-BARBIE GIRL- Simply annoying

4-REALITY TV SHOWS (except X Factor =D)-Waste of time and money, I mean Who cares? I'm only keeping X factor in coz the audtions make me laugh =D

5- GEORGE W BUSH AND TONY BLAIR- These two men are crazy leaders and the world would be better off without them both.

Answer 5

1. Cell phones
2. Brittany Spears
3. Lower back tatoos
4. The word "like"
5. GWB

Answer 6

1. tights......not stockings or hold ups but tights!!...they are so uncomfortable and unflatering!

2. all baby pictures, all babies are ugly and NOT cute at all!

3. wheelie bins (the kind the goverment insist we use now in some parts of the uk)

4. Idiots on Yahoo answers who think they're clever

5. scrabble- i just hate it soo much

4.

Answer 7

...Packaging...I would have a lot more time on my hands if I didnt have to get into packets with 43 layers of wrapping
...The Anti-Rottie Brigade...My life would be simpler if I didnt have to put up with hysterical idiots when out "rambling"
...Fat content...I would be happier all round if the stuff I liked such as chips and crisps had little or no fat content
...Backyard Breeders...they contribute hugely to abandoned/neglected/abused dogs.
...Superiority...I would be a lot calmer if people who feel superior, albeit misguidedly, would be banned from giving me "advice"

Answer 8

size 0 models for encouraging anorexia
celery never found a use for it
ants they bug me in summer crawling round the house
jade goody for letting men think all women are as thick as her
premium rate phone numbers to get money from gullible people

Answer 9

1.the teletubbies....how is eh-oh educating our children!?

2.wasps...wat do they do apart from land on ur ice lolly in the summer and then try to sting wen u want them to get off....i mean c'mon buy ya own!

3.inconsiderate ppl....u know the ones who push past u in the street and wen ur struggling with something they just completly ignore you....wats happened to manners?

4.gloves with no fingers.....i hate them i dont see the point you wear gloves to keep your fingers warm dont you?

5.junk mail....if i want car insurance i will phone a car insurance company or look on the net likewise for home insurance,loans etc....they say save our planet i mean we must get a couple of trees through our door every year!

Answer 10

Ex husband #1 for being a coercive rapist, soon to be ex-husb. #2 for being an all around manipulator and jerk, mice, because I don't want them to ever come back to our apt. complex again!, roaches, because they freak me out in our school and are a complete waste of existence, all debt accrued because it would be nice to start over fresh!