What was the biggest lie they taught you as a child?

Answer 1

That every time I told a lie, I would get a black mark on my soul.

Answer 2

My mom was cool, she told me right away that life is not fair and that there are a lot of bad people out there that tell you lies!

Whenever I would say "that's not fair!"
She would just reply "life's not fair!"

When I got to school, I had that confirmed for me. Especially when the school had us go through the history text books with a black permanent marker and mark out all of the things that were proven to be untrue!

Answer 3

The Boogeyman and Santa Claus

Answer 4

Now this is the truth...my Mom used to tell me I was named after a monkey in the zoo....when my mother found out I was repeating that story around,..it got upgraded .to..... I was named after a little girl who was "visiting" the monkey house at the zoo....( it was a joke on my Mom's part, but I really believed it when I was little)

Answer 5

Santa. Although it is a good lie.

Answer 6

...That you can do anything if you put your mind to it. Since then, I've discovered that there are some things we just don't have the talent for no matter how hard we try.

Answer 7

If i wouldn't stop crying the neighbours would come and yell at me

Answer 8

if I eat goose soup I'll become lighter and I'll be able to fly just like a goose.

Answer 9

Work hard and you'll get ahead in life.

Answer 10

the infamous "permanent record" at your high school office