I am thinking about trying pot?

Question

dont bother telling me not to do it unless you have a truly legitimate reason

walking me through the steps of rolling a joint etc would be helpful

thanks

Answer 1

**Chuckle**

I just read your previous question. Smoking pot and losing weight contradict each other. It gives you the "munchies" and you will be snacking. My advice is don't. You're not missing anything but a bad habit.

Answer 2

Yeah, it's few and far between with those who have not at least tried it. Dependencies are sh*tty when they are so illegal, but i you're gonna do it anyway... paranoia, stuffing your face, getting lazy, then sort term memory loss, sudden carpentry (potheads you know what's up)...
Rolling a joint takes practice like anything else. Just don't use one of those cheesy foil "pipes" where you roll the foil over a pen and bend it. Foil can catch fire and gives you Altheimer's(sp?). I just assume a coke can produces a similar bad effect. Regular papers, start with the "stampy lick" part facing you, then fold the bottom up, but only using bottom half of the paper. Twist one itty bitty end, then "boat" the other end to avoid spilling out. Take a dollar bill, or a reciept, and place the jay in the center of the dollar (dollar is long not wide), then press down on dollar where you feel the bump that should be kinda cupped in it. Press firm with both index fingers on front, roll upward with thumbs, then just keep rolling up untill it's rolled then go down and up a couple of times to get it tight. Take it out and lick the sticky part, it's a good idea to just go ahead and lightly wet the whole thing, then stick back in the dollar and tighten it some more. Not too much spit though. Let it dry first.

Answer 3

Urbn Heart...listen to the other posters that really know nothing. After all, alcohol is legal so it must be better for you. And don't forget prescription drugs, I'm sure that there are some of those laying around. For God's sake don't try something that doesn't have to be manufactured, has no lasting effects, is not addictive, lowers your blood pressure and calms down even the more irate individual. Heaven forbid, if you try it you may not drink or do crack (I don't). I can't and won't encourage you to smoke this wonderful miracle drug in moderation because to do so would get me booted off from here.

I certainly wouldn't tell you to make certain that the bud (no leaves please) is broken apart and slightly dry before you roll it. I wouldn't tell you that it must be smaller in diameter than a cigarette or that rolling it too tight is the main mistake most newbie make. I absolutely do not agree that after a few tries of making a camel you will get the hang of it so I'd get a pack of Zigzag regulars (the white and gold package) if I was doing it but you should not in any way attempt it. Pot is bad for you and should not be smoked and especially should not be smoked while letting just a little air in around your lips or you'll hack yourself to death.

No, definitely do not smoke pot, it is illegal. Well, all this has made me kind of want a......pill, yeah, I've got some Lortab and a little bit of Flexril, prescription of mine so they're good for me, that I think I'll take to help me sleep. Sure wish pot wasn't illegal!

Answer 4

I cant really make the decision for you. Its not like its a serious thing, but if you dont want to for whatever reason then dont. If I were you I dont think I would try rolling a joint the first time up because it takes some finesse. Get you a piece of aluminum foil and a inkpen and roll the foil around the pen so that you get a tube. Then pull the pen out of the foil tube just a little so that you can bend the tube and fashion it into a pipe. Then put your weed into one end and light it and suck on the other end. Dont hurt yourself or nothing Im sure this is probably complicated for you.

Answer 5

Rolling a joint is something that takes practice. Not something I am going to teach anyone how to do, especailly if i don't know ones age. Don't want to be accused of being an accomplice to a minors activities.
I read your last question, If you want to lose weight don't smoke pot. A side effect to pot is the munchies. Which means your hungry and want to chow and eat and eat and eat. If you smoke pot it might end up being more then just a few pounds you want to lose.

Answer 6

Make sure you dont somke the stems or seeds. Rolling a joint is hard and requires alot of skill. Try a pipe, or even a pop can with little holes poked in the top of it, but be sure to poke a whole in the side of the can (this is called a carb) it lets the smoke circulate. Cover the hole with your thumb, light the top, then inhale slowly, and letting your thumb up from the carb. HAppy smokin, look me up, we can smoke some together!! ;)

Answer 7

This has got to be a joke. You're asking perfect stranger to teach you how to roll up a joint? First you need some get high buddies. You can find one of them quick by the alley now if they're lonely they'll take you to some crazy lookin place to buy it, roll up a joint and show you how to smoke it before they bust yo dumb butt in the head take your weed, your purse, your id and the rest of your money, screw you and dump you in the alley. If they're not lonely you don't get screwed, but you get everything else. If they just want to get high you don't get a puff or screwed just everything else.
This is the fun part it gets worse. You must really be bored!

Answer 8

Clearly you are already running short on brain cells if you have come here to ask for help with rolling a joint. Do yourself a favor... skip the pot and find a fun, healthy way to get a natural high.

Answer 9

yo i would advise against it big time i have smoked that sh*t since i was 17 now im 27 i cant sleep without having it cant eat unless i smoke it and it really fu*ks up ur life if u want that sort of life then go ahead and smoke it oh and did i forget the bit about it making me paranoid and pycotic excuse my spelling that's what long time use causes lack of memory and forgetting how to spell and other things so think about it before ur in my situation but if u really want to do it u can buy a book from whsmiths called the spliff making handbook????? but think about the next ten years first because once the pots got u thats it u wont give it up with out your body fighting u not to

Answer 10

If you're still a teenager or even twentyish you should wait until your body and mind stop growing. Then smoke that **** if you still want to. There's a legitimate reason.

And don't roll joints. Do one hits. That ****'s expensive.

Answer 11

why would you ask someone for help then tell them how to answer the question.........After all the info that put out about drugs you still have a desire to use it..............that is almost dumb....more sad then anything.............well I'm going to tell you like this....I'm a player not a hater....IF YOU ARE DUMB ENOUGH TO DO THIS AFTER ALL THE KNOWLEDGE THAT PUT THERE THEN GO ALL THE WAY........make sure that you get pretty up..get your hair, nails, toes,fixed. put on a short skirt and do not have on panties.........smoke only with the guys......so they can get you nice high........then give some pu**y..let all of then get some.....once you start getting high, they are going to start trying to get you high so they get some pu**y.........A TRICK IS A TRICK.....I DIDN'T MAKE YOU A TRICK.....YOU WERE EITHER BORN A TRICK, MOTHER MADE YOU A TRICK...OR YOU CHOSE TO BE A TRICK......EITHER WAY THAT PATH IS GOING TO LEAD DOWN A ROAD THAT IS NOTHING BUT DESTRUCTION.....