I've seen goats and I have been wondering why they don't wear hats. I wear a hat, so why don't they?
2007-03-31 19:49:30 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
Most goats look stodgy in hats. Fashion forward goats tend to favor snoods or body-skimming scarf/catsuit combos in sheer fabrics or peek-a-boo knits. Veils appear to be making a comeback, though.
2007-03-31 20:04:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why don't goats have thumbs? That would be a better question because they would need a different set of limbs in order to wear the darned thing. Hats are fine--as long as they aren't on sideways like all the idiots are wearing them now.
2007-03-31 20:06:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The reason goats don't wear hats is BECAUSE we do. Since goats are so aloof and far above us, they don't wear hats, wanting to separate themselves from us as much as possible. I mean, come on! We're basically their servants. We feed them, we milk the gals, etc. Why would they want to be like us?
2007-04-01 02:16:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Goats don't wear hats, although people might put hats on goats. They don't wear them because they're ungulates. They don't have opposable thumbs. They also do not feel like representin' any sports teams, as none of them are worthy of being represented in their eyes. Especially the Raptors.
2007-03-31 19:53:37 · answer #4 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
normally a goat wouldn't were a hat. a goat has thick coat that protects it from the sun.
a goat might were a hat if it is at a kid's party ot fancy dress!
2007-03-31 20:07:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why yes they wear hats, they wear coats, and sock and shoes and slippers and condoms and underpants and even mittens on a cold day.
2007-03-31 19:57:07 · answer #6 · answered by Christina W 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My goat prefers berets, although he has been known to wear a fedora once or twice.
2007-03-31 20:03:07 · answer #7 · answered by Venice Girl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cuz goats eat hats. lmao.
2007-03-31 19:57:14 · answer #8 · answered by pirate00girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha are you saying you are a silly old goat? lol just joking
2007-03-31 20:27:55 · answer #9 · answered by ausblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The horns get in the way. And sometimes they eat them.
2007-03-31 19:55:23 · answer #10 · answered by lizzy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋